If the Air Force had a K-9 Corps, their pilots would be in more dog fights.
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #12066
Sergeants in the K-9 Corps have to bark orders.
Joke #12064
Rumor has it the Army K-9 Corps is going to the dogs.
Joke #12039
A daughter told her mother, “Jimmy, who lives down the block, went to school with his dog day after day until the day when they parted.”
The mother gasped and said, “You mean the dog died?”
Her daughter smiled and replied, “Oh, no! The dog graduated.”
Joke #11936
MR. BOGGS: “Yesterday, I had to shoot my dog!”
MR. NERPS: “Was he mad?”
MR. BOGGS: “Well, he certainly wasn’t pleased about it.”
Joke #11880
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
A: A golden receiver!
Joke #11696
Q: What did the Martian say when his dog fell out of the flying saucer?
A: Dog-gone!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away?
A: Dog-gone!
Joke #11634
Q: What did the fire hydrant say to the Martian?
A: Are you sure there are no dogs on Mars?
Joke #11481
May: Stop making faces at that poor bulldog.
Tony: Well, he started it!
Joke #11463
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Joke #11404
Laurie: Our dog is lost!
Steve: Oh no! You’d better put an ad in the paper.
Laurie: What for? He can’t read!
Joke #11402
Jason: Hey, does it smell like updog here?
David: What’s updog?
Jason: Nothing much, how about you?
Joke #11363
Police officers in Brockton, Massachusetts received a call regarding an injured animal lying on a street corner.
When they arrived at the scene they found a dog that had been hit by a car.
But according to the local newspaper, the police report stated that the dog was okay and “refused medical treatment.”
When The Best Is Still Not Good Enough For Your Valentine – Send These:
1. I’m crazy for you…but I’m also crazy about the werewolf!
2. You’re good looking in a way…far, far away!
3. You have a face like a saint…a Saint Bernard!
4. You’re the kind you have to look at twice…the first time you just don’t believe it!
Joke #11156
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.