I woke up from bed
The news said
Barneys dead! (Finally)
I can’t believe they said
That gay dino who is sick in the head
Is finally dead.
Tag Archives: dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22121
I hate you
You love me
Let’s get together and
Kill barney and broadcast on T.V.
With a shotgun right up his big candy ass.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22120
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
And went to far
In the back of Barney’s car.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22119
Barney is a dinosaur who just died yesterday.
We stuffed his body in a card board box and sent it.
Who did we send it to?
We sent it to baby bop.
Baby Bop threw up and now we’ll have to clean it up!
Barney is perished so we threw a party!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22118
Sung to “Itsy Bitsy Spider.”
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Went a spider and bit off Barney’s head,
Down came the blood dripping off his head,
Out came the bombs and blew him all away,
And the itsy bitsy dinosaur has no more life today.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22117
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s tie barney to a tree
You get the matches,
I’ll get the gas
We’ll barney into ash.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22116
Sung to Row Row Row Your Boat.
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Row, row, row your boat
Gently down a stream,
Throw a barney overboard and listen to him scream,
Five days later chewin on his underwear,
Wish he had another pair,
Five days later eaten by a polar bear
And that’s how Barney died.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22115
He’s so fat,
He’s so gay,
Let’s make Barney stand and say,
I’m a big fat dope and I don’t deserve to live,
Please help me jump off a bridge!
Bad Submission #22114
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission.
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This form was submitted: May 19 2005 / 21:10:05
name = fuck barney
song = Oh fuck barney he should die in a fire then be hung on a stick to dry out then throw him in the bond fire
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22113
I fucked you
You fucked me
No one ever fucked Barney
He’s a big purple shit
and I wish he’d fucking die
So go to hell and not the sky
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22104
I hate you
You hate me
I will kill your whole family
With a big fucking gun pointing at your teeth
Making you piss while your miserbly in your knees
While you beg for your ass not to be split
No god-damn purple dinosaur will be left to sing.
Bad Submission #22101
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur form.
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This form was submitted: Jun 11 2005 / 19:04:05
name = Cat
song = lets all get to geatter and kill barney hang him from a tree
Bad Submission #22092
Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.
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This form was submitted: May 31 2005 / 12:51:16
name = crackhead
email = crack@crackisgood.ca.mb
use_email = no
song = yah i wan’t to kill that purple bastard! I’ll rip off his head so he dies faster.i’ll shoot him in the head, then he falls, then i’ll rip off his fucken balls! And then i’ll tie burn it at the ends and he’ll say give it back! That’s my friends!!
and if you don’t like this song, you can kiss my white ass you fucken squares!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22078
My names Pete
I ain’t neat
Barney likes my stinky feet
He’s big fat purple headed mess of a dinasour
Barney robbed a grocery store
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22001
I hate you
You hate me
Let us get together and kill Barney
With a 1234 kick’em out the door
No more purple dinosaur.