Izumo Etsuko: that must be secretly overclocked…
Izumo Etsuko: X-D
davepoobond: oh!
davepoobond: ok!
Izumo Etsuko: o.o;
Izumo Etsuko: that must be secretly overclocked…
Izumo Etsuko: X-D
davepoobond: oh!
davepoobond: ok!
Izumo Etsuko: o.o;
blowthetoad: change your name back! it’s making me wet!!!11~~ 😛
blowthetoad: yeah baby
Dave Poobond: shut your trap
blowthetoad: ouch baby
blowthetoad: very ouch
blowthetoad: ok, i just orgasmed outa my asshole
elmoisfurry: yea yea
davepoobond: if ya need help give me a buzz
elmoisfurry: buzz my ass
davepoobond: on the telephony
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: Fridays suck
Izumo Etsuko: they’re boring
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: yeah a day that has no school tomorrow sucks
Izumo Etsuko: yeah
Izumo Etsuko: cause theres nothing to do
I had this reallllllly good IM, but then AIM had an error and closed down. I IMd her back, and this happened:
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CuteVBChica: so bye
davepoobond: wait
davepoobond: do you have the IM we just had
CuteVBChica: yea
davepoobond: can i have it
CuteVBChica: no
davepoobond: why not come on
CuteVBChica: why do u wan tit
davepoobond: i was just jerkin your chain the whole time
davepoobond: i put it on my web site
CuteVBChica: wut website
davepoobond: www.squackle.com
davepoobond: its down right now though
CuteVBChica: no ur not having it
davepoobond: and i change the sns, so its not even your sn
CuteVBChica: buh bye
davepoobond: waitttt
CuteVBChica: nooooooooooo
davepoobond: comonnnn
CuteVBChica: nooooo
davepoobond: don’t be mean
davepoobond: hello
CuteVBChica: hello
davepoobond: don’t be mean
CuteVBChica: i will
davepoobond: you want me to do something?
davepoobond: want me to say i’m sorry?
CuteVBChica: that won’t help sorrrrrry
davepoobond: want me to say something else
davepoobond: want me to drive over to your house and give you free sex
CuteVBChica: no thanks
CuteVBChica: u don’ty know where i live
davepoobond: well that’s why you tell me and pay for the airfare
CuteVBChica: no thanks BYE!!
davepoobond: COMONNNN
davepoobond: this is no fun
CuteVBChica: nope so bvyue
davepoobond: it was such a good time though
CuteVBChica: bye**
davepoobond: it was funnnyyyyy
davepoobond: i bet you laughed too
davepoobond: didn’t you
CuteVBChica: nope not once
davepoobond: oh comon
davepoobond: not even the printing out of your screen name
davepoobond: and me fucking it
davepoobond: with my penis
davepoobond: or the question about
davepoobond: me pounding you
davepoobond: and you being stupid
davepoobond: and not telling me the answer to it
davepoobond: hello
CuteVBChica: nope
davepoobond: come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you mean to tell me you didn’t even laugh when i was asking you if i could ask a question
davepoobond: and then you said “just did”
davepoobond: like the smarty you are
davepoobond: notice how i didn’t say smart ass
davepoobond: cause i have respect for you
davepoobond: and also our dissing contest
davepoobond: where you called me a dick
CuteVBChica: i never klaughed
davepoobond: and i called you a cunt rag
CuteVBChica: so
davepoobond: or even when i said you were a bitch 40 million times
CuteVBChica: NEVER
davepoobond: or how about right now
CuteVBChica: never
davepoobond: because i just went through the whole last half hour that i’ve talked with you and summarized it up in the last 10 min
CuteVBChica: wutever
davepoobond: so where do you live
Auto response from CuteVBChica: i’M sO uNlOvEd :'( ……..
ThE wHoLe WoRlD tO mE iS a BlAcK hOlE…………………….
CuteVBChica: not telling you
davepoobond: do you live on earth?
CuteVBChica: yup
davepoobond: united states?
CuteVBChica: yup
davepoobond: california
CuteVBChica: nope
davepoobond: wanna see something funny
davepoobond: the same guy that you called nasty
davepoobond: i IMd him
davepoobond: and i had this really long IM with him
davepoobond: and i told him i was a 12 year old girl
davepoobond: first of all, this guy is a dumbass
davepoobond: cause he doesn’t see the “dave” part in my name
CuteVBChica: lol
davepoobond: and we “talked dirty”
CuteVBChica: shopw me ur convo
davepoobond: but then stupid AIM had to close
CuteVBChica: oh
davepoobond: that’s why i dont have the im i had with you
CuteVBChica: ok
davepoobond: (I show her the IM with hockeybreezer16, #10916)
davepoobond: what a loser huh
CuteVBChica: yup
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: anyway
davepoobond: v8 is like cold tomato soup
davepoobond: i dont like it
CuteVBChica: lol
CuteVBChica: show me more
davepoobond: i can show you some more
davepoobond: that are on my web site
davepoobond: sort of though, its kinda hard to link to them
davepoobond: cause the url isn’t workin
CuteVBChica: o i meant something else
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: like another IM?
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I end up showing her some IMs….
hockeybreezer16: hi
davepoobond: hi
hockeybreezer16: want to cyber
davepoobond: i thought we already did
davepoobond: i put my strap-on on and fucked you in the ass over and over
hockeybreezer16: its your turn
hockeybreezer16: i didnt go
davepoobond: did i mention that i usually have 43 year olds screw me in the ass, and i have a really loose ass
davepoobond: and i have a line of boobs going down my back
davepoobond: and i am 12 years old
hockeybreezer16: ya
davepoobond: ok
hockeybreezer16: i want to fuck u
davepoobond: and i want to fuck you too
hockeybreezer16: put my dick in your pussy
davepoobond: you don’t remember? i have 2
davepoobond: one is to the left
davepoobond: one is to the right
davepoobond: which one?
hockeybreezer16: both but not a the same time
hockeybreezer16: right
davepoobond: right as in ok or right as in right now or right as in the right one
hockeybreezer16: right one
davepoobond: ok you’re stupid
hockeybreezer16: i want your right one first
davepoobond: shut up
hockeybreezer16: y
davepoobond: you’re annoying
hockeybreezer16: y
I had this really good IM with this guy, but then AIM closed down. When I came back on, I IMd him again.
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davepoobond: do you have the IM
davepoobond: that we just had
hockeybreezer16: its your trun to cyber
hockeybreezer16: u there
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He invites me to a chat, and then doesn’t say anything in it…
ScorpioxGiRL615: click here
davepoobond: no
BabbbyJnM3237: Come check out my site its not porn 🙂
davepoobond: if its not porn
davepoobond: then why
davepoobond: do you send me it
davepoobond: i love porn
davepoobond: what the fuck do you think you’re thinkin of
I’m guessing this is the SOOSHI125 guy.
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SHAWNSIMI: bitch
davepoobond: what the fuck
davepoobond: you wanna mess
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davepoobond: fuck off
CaseyTrack: ok
davepoobond: good.
davepoobond: notice the period.
CaseyTrack: yea
davepoobond: hey baby i’m legal now. click here to ::FUCK ME::
davepoobond: stop clicking
davepoobond: you’re fucking me too hard
davepoobond: ow ow wow
CaseyTrack: go bother someone else
davepoobond: wanna know what your profile says
davepoobond: One reason of life is to experience it and learn while you’re in it….so why do people give up on whats ahead of themselves?
Friends keep a person happy.
Don’t do drugs.
I dont do shout outs cuz i think i like everyone in this world.
….or am i too positive?
Couldn’t EC mean Educated Child…so why do we make fun of it?
Why do humans do the stupidest things in the world?
Has aim turned to a dating service now?
Why are there condoms and pills when the reason to have sex is to reproduce?
How come religion is always the conflict of war today?
Why is there a thing called oral sex when your mouth is the system for your daily survival by eating?
Do most of us go to school because of our great education oppotunity or because of friends and a person that we really like?
Is the supreme maker of all laughing at us because we have different religions?
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: are you implying that i have no life
davepoobond: well i do!
davepoobond: and i’m living it LARGEe!
davepoobond: ARRGHH
SOOSHI125: ?
davepoobond: don’t be conned. vote for CON
SOOSHI125: dude im a a guy… u realize that right?
davepoobond: ohhhh
davepoobond: i thought you were a trisexual man with a line of boobs going down your back
SOOSHI125: fuck
SOOSHI125: no
SOOSHI125: thats sick
davepoobond: whats so sick about it
SOOSHI125: fuck u man…. good luck
davepoobond: good luck with what
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: good luck with what
davepoobond: HELLO
davepoobond: I NEED HELP
davepoobond: WITH WHAT YOU SAID
davepoobond: TO UNDERSTAND
davepoobond: IN MY HEAD
davepoobond: fine
davepoobond: don’t IM me
davepoobond: see if i care
davepoobond: 🙁
davepoobond: you make me cry
davepoobond: :'(
davepoobond: hey baby i’m legal now. click here to ::FUCK ME::
SOOSHI125: ASTALAVISTA
davepoobond: is this arnold?
davepoobond: wanna know what your profile says
davepoobond: 4View My BuddyProfile
WAKE UP!
NOW!
yeh another sick creation from mind of one sick animall who cant tell the difference between his friends and his foes and gets STUPIFIED!!!
SOOSHI125: wow
SOOSHI125: u got a life? or somrthing?
SOOSHI125: e
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: not really
SOOSHI125: that figures
SOOSHI125: i do so get lost
SOOSHI125: im not gay
davepoobond: really
davepoobond: then why do you have a screen name that implies sushi in it
SOOSHI125: its SOOSHI u idiot!
SOOSHI125: its a friggin food
davepoobond: unh hunh
davepoobond: more like dog food
SOOSHI125: whatever
davepoobond: and more like ass food
Previous message was not received by SOOSHI125 because of error: User SOOSHI125 is not available.
davepoobond: NO, YOU SUCK
GanstaWifGun45: who the fuck are you
davepoobond: that took a while for you to type
davepoobond: you said “dis room sucks”
davepoobond: and i would like to rebut that
GanstaWifGun45: so
davepoobond: by saying YOU suck
GanstaWifGun45: ur gay
davepoobond: your mom is gay
GanstaWifGun45: u faggot
GanstaWifGun45: not really
davepoobond: yeah she is
davepoobond: i bet she gets drunk at sushi bars while she wears 3D glasses
GanstaWifGun45: ur a punk ass bitch queer go suck a did bitch
davepoobond: you’re a stupid cunt rag
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Its possible that this person is the same as “Chels” in some weird freaky stroke of luck kind of way. Its probably not going to be able to be proven, though.
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davepoobond: hey baba
chelsbaby101: asl
davepoobond: 190/trisexual/indiana
chelsbaby101: buhbye
davepoobond: huhloo
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello
Previous message was not received by chelsbaby101 because of error (4:20:31 PM): User chelsbaby101 is not available.
davepoobond: do you like hot sex? click here
Auto response from Lonnie Hudson 2: Ex-Soccer Mom here – but I am growing out of it! 🙂
Sorry I am away… I have my email address and my video and pic
RIGHT HERE
no tricks, it is me…
davepoobond: wow really
davepoobond: is it full of porn
davepoobond: it was…
davepoobond: that’s scary
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It really was.