davepoobond: wow
davepoobond: you’re pretty wild
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: shutup
davepoobond: so harsh
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: what
davepoobond: what you
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: why am i harsh
davepoobond: you told me to shut up
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: shutup
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: fag
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: buh bye
davepoobond: you’ve got some balls to call me a fag
davepoobond: you fag
davepoobond: are you excited about “World Idol”?
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She warns me to 35%, and I warn her to 35%.
davepoobond: bubbles
Auto response from elmoisfurry: im not fucking here!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry is away at 9:50 AM
DailyDraw: dave
davepoobond: yessss
DailyDraw is away at 5:41 PM
stimpyismyname: did you go to that link i sent you a while back
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: what was it
stimpyismyname: fag
stimpyismyname: thats what
stimpyismyname: youre a fag
davepoobond: 🙁
stimpyismyname:
This guy was saying in the chat room “I’m gonna go” over and over cause it was boring.
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davepoobond: fine
davepoobond: go ahead and go
BLACKSHEEP21587: ok
davepoobond: no one likes you
davepoobond: just go now
davepoobond: comon i dare you
davepoobond: leave
davepoobond: “Isn’t that cheating?”
E-Z: “How is that cheating?”
davepoobond: “That’s what every cheater says.”
Angry Pizza Lady: “I’m going to miss you, David.”
davepoobond: “Why? What’s going to happen to me?”
In World of Warcraft, a few people, including myself were standing around. Swiss is making emotes.
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Swiss winks slyly at Doombringer.
Doombringer: whats up cutey
Swiss: not much how bout u sexy pants
Swiss: can i see up it?
Swiss falls asleep. Zzzzzzz.
Doombringer: sure!
davepoobond: gross!
Swiss: nice!
Beastyn: weirdos
condemnedgirly705: Was up there…
davepoobond: oh hai how r u
condemnedgirly705: Hey 🙂 do we know each other?
davepoobond: idk do we????
condemnedgirly705: lol its ok I was just looking for someone to chat with and it said you were online, I hope you don’t mind chatting with a bored single 23/f ? 🙂
davepoobond: oh really??????
condemnedgirly705: mmmhmmm <3
davepoobond: do you like to go to the park???
condemnedgirly705: yea and i’ll do whatever you want me to do…
davepoobond: like what???
condemnedgirly705: so..What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~
davepoobond: what is that???
condemnedgirly705: lol.. I have a lot of both!! 😉 I have some free time now my roommate went out…I guess I love to tease 😉 Wanna see? its up to u…im in the mood lol
davepoobond: you are making no sense?!??!?!
condemnedgirly705: Ok… let me set my cam up and I’ll show u my booty shaking skillz ..tell me if u like it ok ? LOL.. brb
davepoobond: u r crzy
condemnedgirly705: Ok, click here and it will bring u to my private 1on1 chat..There’s a few pix of me in there, click the “Accept Invite” to the left, then register and it’ll take you straight to my webcam, I’m there now.. 😉
Woody is trying to sell a guild in trade chat.
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davepoobond: how much is it
Woody: 50k
Woody: wanna buy it
davepoobond: trying to convince a friend
davepoobond: i don’t think he wants it even though he founded it
Woody: 50k and you have a level 25 guild all to your self
Woody: its worth it
Woody: whats your buddys name?
davepoobond: he’s raiding right now
Woody: do you wanna buy it?
davepoobond: nope
Woody: shit
Woody: I see what you did there ;D
davepoobond: you do?
davepoobond: what’d i do
Woody: woops wrong person but ill go 45k if you buiy it now’
davepoobond: how many tabs
Woody: 3
Woody: with active guild
davepoobond: hmmm
davepoobond: are there any girls in the guild
Woody: yeah 1
davepoobond: does she put out
Woody: 2
Woody: and put out>”
Woody: ?
davepoobond: what are their cup sizes
Woody: lol omg
Woody: want it or not
davepoobond: how many are going to stay after i buy the guild
Woody: everyone but 3
Woody: 2 forsure
Woody: my brothers
davepoobond: how many of the girls are in that 3
Woody: none lmao
davepoobond: what items are in the guild bank
Woody: herbs gems
Woody: glyphs
davepoobond: thats all?
Woody: mats
davepoobond: what kind of music do the girls like to listen to
Woody: dude lol
Woody: buying it or not
davepoobond: can i tell you a story
Woody: sure
davepoobond: i wasn’t a popular kid in school
davepoobond: i didn’t have a lot of friends
davepoobond: if someone asked to take advantage of me, by eating my french fries during lunch
davepoobond: i was happy because someone was paying attention to me
davepoobond: one day i got an email full of screen names with all of the girls in the school i went to
davepoobond: so i IMd each one of them, pretending to be some hot guy with bleached tips on his hair
davepoobond: and they actually wanted to talk to me for no other reason than my picture
Woody: is this true>
davepoobond: it is all true
davepoobond: what are your thoughts about my story
Woody: i feel bad
davepoobond: why do you feel bad
Woody: because if its true you didn’t deserve it
davepoobond: i deserve everything i get
Woody: are you buying the guild or what lol
davepoobond: i have never known the touch of a woman
In Trade Chat, Amyrista was trying to sell a mount…
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[2] [Amyrista]: WTS Obsidian nightwing 10k!
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davepoobond: what does it look like
Amyrista: can’t u look at it on google? 😉
davepoobond: what does it look like
Amyrista: come to me u can see it
Amyrista: it just besides me
Amyrista: see it ?
davepoobond: i cant find u
Amyrista: the sw city
davepoobond: i like ur hair
Amyrista: hi
Amyrista: nice to meet u here
davepoobond: lol u r so nice
Amyrista: hehe thx dear
Amyrista: so do u like this mount and get one ?
davepoobond: lol how does it fly
Amyrista: yes it can fly!
Amyrista: u can carry friends too
Amyrista: u can turn in to it and carry friend 🙂
davepoobond: like u? u r my friend right
Amyrista: yes 😀 i would like that
davepoobond: r u a girl in real life
Amyrista: u can buy one and carry me hehe i’s like ride on your back
Amyrista: yes i am 24 years old girl
davepoobond: is ur hair pretty in real life too
Amyrista: hehe my hairl like this in real life
Amyrista: dear do u want get one nightwing ?
davepoobond: can i ask u a question
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I get a whisper from Cytoplasm, randomly…
Cytoplasm: If you are hesitant about buying the mount, dont be : ).. I just bought one for my brother (Heisenberg) about an hour ago… Amyrista is awesome!
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Amyrista: hehe see it is flying
Amyrista: yes
davepoobond: do u like me
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I get another whisper from Cytoplasm…
Cytoplasm: 10k is an amazing deal for this mount. I love it!
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Amyrista: um..i dont know u much but if i know u more i think u will be a good guy to talk with
davepoobond: what if i told u i am a boy that is a girl
Amyrista: u are a boy right
Amyrista: that’s nice ,coz i am a girl
davepoobond: i am a girl inside, on the outside i am a boy
davepoobond: can i ask u a question
Amyrista: hun …i wanna know if u like this mount and get it with 10k ? u can pay me 5k first and after u got it pay me another 5k
Amyrista: 🙂 ok
davepoobond: how big r ur boobs
davepoobond: i want to get some, but i dont know how big
davepoobond: do u know???
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I get another whisper from Cytoplasm…
Cytoplasm: If you have the 10k to spare you should buy the nightwing mount. Its a good deal : )
davepoobond: who r u
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Amyrista: not for sure ,not small lol
Amyrista: but let me ask u a question :0
Amyrista: do u want the nightwing
davepoobond: what is a that
Amyrista: just the mount u see~!
davepoobond: lol
Amyrista: black mount with wings
Amyrista: hehe so ?
Amyrista: so u like to get one
Amyrista: ?
davepoobond: what
Amyrista: if u want to buy a nightwing with 10k from me ?:D
davepoobond: do u have a boyfriend
davepoobond: ?
In the below image, I am “David.”
The guy eventually apologized and deleted all of his posts, saying that he was drunk when he posted. But that isn’t funny.
“These was on George’s Desk”
– written on a very old envelope at davepoobond’s job
“I always do what I’m supposed to do. But clearly, I shouldn’t have been doing that.”
– davepoobond
I was in a battleground and we were losing horribly. Mostly because everyone was a DPS spec, and the other team was way more balanced. I play a hunter, by the way.
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Phacku: what a dick
davepoobond: 3 hybrids and none of you can tank
Phacku: your a hybrid
davepoobond: who is
davepoobond: me?
davepoobond: lol
Phacku: yeah you dont ever call me a hybrid again
davepoobond: you’re a hybird
davepoobond: and about as dumb as a plant
davepoobond: like a hybrid plant
Phacku: you obviously know nothing of plants
davepoobond: i know they are smarter than you
Phacku: than you still know nothing
Athiesm: ummmm
Athiesm: seems like i got in a grp of fighting eachother ness
Phacku: hunter likes men. thats all
Wish: there arguing about hybrid classes
Athiesm: the usual pointless shit
davepoobond: of course i like men
davepoobond: im a woman
Athiesm: who cares
Athiesm: im a wolf
Athiesm: so what
Phacku: dont lie to me
Wish: im a gnome