For an assignment, davepoobond was supposed to create an “advertising tagline” for an image similar to the following.
“Now you don’t have to deal with your wife’s bullshit.”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: davepoobond
Quote #20868
For an assignment, davepoobond was supposed to create an “advertising tagline” for an image similar to the following.
“You don’t need to be in a race to reach a finish line.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20866
For an assignment, davepoobond was supposed to create an “advertising tagline” for an image similar to the following.
“Morning runs don’t have to be on the toilet.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20850
“There’s no question about it, if she is thin, she has an amazing stomach!”
– heard at davepoobond’s job
Quote #20826
“There will always be a high class and a low class, whether its Mexico, Asia, Australia, or Bahrain. If there are two people on Mars, there will still be a high class and a low class.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20825
“‘Politically correct’ is just a euphemism for ‘wrong'”
– davepoobond
Quote #20824: The Scary Bald Man Confrontation
This happened a long time ago, circa 2006 or 2007.
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Cashier: What’s the return policy on books?
davepoobond: No returns.
Cashier: What if he just bought it?
davepoobond: I don’t know, you’d have to ask a book manager.
Scary Bald Man comes over and stares at davepoobond meanly and doesn’t even say anything. davepoobond just looks at him with a blank stare.
Scary Bald Man looks away for a second, in which davepoobond looks at the receptionist at the desk with him with a “what the fuck” look, and the guy looks back, seeing davepoobond looking weirdly at the guy. He resumes to stare davepoobond down for another second. At which point, walking away, he takes a step back towards davepoobond.
Scary Bald Man: I just bought the book, it hasn’t left the store okay?? I just want a refund!
davepoobond (to himself): Sorry, what do you want me to do about it? I can’t approve it.
For the next five minutes, the guy keeps staring at davepoobond until the cashier comes back.
davepoobond walks around uncomfortably.
davepoobond (mumbling to the receptionist): “Why is this guy still staring at me?”
Eventually he is dealt with and leaves the store.
Quote #20823
Try: Oooh! New 100 dollar bill!
davepoobond: Yeah, its crispy. Don’t you want to eat it?
Try: I’d rather transform it into something more nourishing.
davepoobond: Oh come on, you mean to tell me you’ve never eaten a 100 dollar bill?
Bad Submission #20406
Submitted through the Positions submission form.
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name = johansen
email = davepoobond@squackle.com
aimsn = davepoobond
abilities = hack
Bad Submission #20386
Submitted through the Anti-Barney song submission form
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name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
use_email = no
song = I don’t wear panties, Dave.
Bad Submission #20288
name = SolidSnake
This_is_a(n) = IM
i_am = SolidSnake
chat_room_name =
victims = ME
submission = Who are the ”staff” of the website? (i.e davepoo—-)
Quote #20268
“Its unseasonably hot!”
– davepoobond
Quote #20267
“That woman is all ass, in more ways that one”
– davepoobond
Quote #20266
“The world is full of hate, and I have 50% of it”
– davepoobond
Quote #20265
“no wonder I felt like eating a burrito today, its cinco de mayo!”
– davepoobond