redef: hi dave
davepoobond: hi
redef: hi dave
redef: hi dave
redef: hi dave
davepoobond: hi….
redef: was up?
davepoobond: nothin….
Tag Archives: davepoobond
#6087: davepoobond -> Kaz
davepoobond: moo
Kaz: You know cows dont say moo right?
davepoobond: what do they say then
Kaz: They sound more like uuuuuuuurnm
davepoobond: muuuuuuuuu
Kaz: uuuuuuuurnm
davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUURNM!
davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOO
Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNM DAMMIT!
davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
#6086: davepoobond -> Kaz
davepoobond: mooboo!
Kaz: moo?
Kaz: How could you!
davepoobond: cluck cluck honk honk wink wink gobble gobble
davepoobond: yoink yoink
Kaz: I feel your pain..
davepoobond: oink!
#6085: davepoobond -> Fajita Bum
Note: most of this probably wasnt even the guy who is fajita bum, just his friend.
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davepoobond: boo!!!!
davepoobond: mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha
Fajita Bum: u smell like shit u shit face
davepoobond: yes, i do, dont i
Fajita Bum: yes
davepoobond: i think, that the pee dress i have on, goes quite well with my face, dont u think?
Fajita Bum: no u faggot
davepoobond: no!?
davepoobond: how dare youy
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: how DARE you
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: booger brains
Fajita Bum: fag
davepoobond: ……………………………………………..poo face
Fajita Bum: fag
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: gaf
Fajita Bum: fag
davepoobond: gaf
Fajita Bum: faggot
davepoobond: toggaf
Fajita Bum: queer
davepoobond: reeuq
Fajita Bum: poop
davepoobond: poop
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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davepoobond: pie!
Fajita Bum: dave is a gay asshole who sucks his own goozak
davepoobond: oh
Fajita Bum: yea u heard me
Fajita Bum: goozak
davepoobond: i hate to be that dave guy
Fajita Bum: u r
davepoobond: dave……..weaver?
Fajita Bum: no
Fajita Bum: u
davepoobond: on u
Fajita Bum: dave the fag
davepoobond: gaf the evad!
Fajita Bum: i hate dave he sucks and if he ever comes near me i will kill him with my .45
Fajita Bum: meaning u
davepoobond: cool
Fajita Bum: ffkgkjfdfg
davepoobond: asdfjsfskj
Fajita Bum: agfdafdga
meanwhile at the same time, on AIM
davepoobond: hey fag
davepoobond: whats up dick pie face shit man
davepoobond: down in the dumps?
davepoobond: dont got anything to hump?
davepoobond: then jump up and down on your neighbor!
davepoobond: its lots of fun, especially with golfing shoes!
davepoobond: wooo! woo! woo!
davepoobond: woo
davepoobond: woo
davepoobond: woo
davepoobond: woo
Fajita Bum: i like cheese
davepoobond: i like pudding
davepoobond: pop poop!
davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee
Fajita Bum: poopies taste like a fresh mountain spring that has just been pooped in
davepoobond: ah, yes
Fajita Bum: yea
davepoobond: especially when u toss it around in a bag
davepoobond: and then put it in your hair
davepoobond: and use it as shampoo
davepoobond: get it!?!
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: shamPOOOO
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
Fajita Bum: shampoooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopies
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your wrong
Fajita Bum: yes
davepoobond: i know u
davepoobond: are
Fajita Bum: im right
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your left
Fajita Bum: yes
Fajita Bum: i am middle
davepoobond: no
Fajita Bum: yes
davepoobond: you are upside down
davepoobond: rolling around in your own dooooodooooo
davepoobond: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooo
Fajita Bum: no im right side left
davepoobond: no
Fajita Bum: doodies poopies
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your wrong!
Fajita Bum: yes
yes
yesyesyesyes
davepoobond: nonononononononononononono
Fajita Bum: yea
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your unsure of yourself
davepoobond: you dont know squiddly pie!
Fajita Bum: im sure of himself
davepoobond: no your not
davepoobond: your sure of a butt!
Fajita Bum: yes im not
Fajita Bum: who is this
davepoobond: nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah
davepoobond: you peed in your pants!
Fajita Bum: is this brian
davepoobond: i can smell it from heeeeeere
davepoobond: nooooooo
Fajita Bum: oh yea well i peed in ur pants too
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
Fajita Bum: so hahahahahhahahaha
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you cant do that
Fajita Bum: yes
yes
yes
davepoobond: you were at the cheeseeeeeeeeee shop
Fajita Bum: i can
Fajita Bum: mayb u cant
davepoobond: with a dead parrot!
Fajita Bum: no it was a cannerie
davepoobond: no, i’m ceartain it was a parrot
davepoobond: it was saying, “fuck you fuck you” before it die
davepoobond: what were you doing with the poor parrot
Fajita Bum: IT WAS A CANNERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: NOOO
Fajita Bum: UUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fajita Bum: YES
davepoobond: YOU FUCKED A PARROT AND KILLED IT AT A CHEESE SHOP, YOU SICK BASTARD
Fajita Bum: i do
Fajita Bum: u dont understand i dont not understand
davepoobond: thats good
davepoobond: that means you suck
davepoobond: you suck on pissed on peaaaaaaaassssssssss
Fajita Bum: nope
wronggy poo
davepoobond: you know i’m right
davepoobond: you 25 second farter
davepoobond: :-(;-):-P:-(;-):-P:-(;-)=-O:-(;-)=-O:-P:-*;-):-P:-*;-):-P=-O:-*:-(;-):-P:-D
davepoobond: :-!
Fajita Bum: squackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: pshwagagagagillge
davepoobond: u suck
Fajita Bum: hello brian
davepoobond: i’m not brian
Fajita Bum: yes u r
davepoobond: i’m davepoobond
davepoobond: brian is the gayest name in the world! why would i have that name!?
Fajita Bum: cause u do
davepoobond: if i had that name, i would change it as soon as i knew
Fajita Bum: but u have it now and u will always have it
Fajita Bum: cause i say poo poo on u too
Fajita Bum: so ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
davepoobond: ………………………….no
Fajita Bum: yes……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
davepoobond: boy, you smeeeeellllllll
Fajita Bum: so i dont care
Fajita Bum: guess who i am
davepoobond: did you check your insides lately? theres a nasty virus from vietnam that a lot of piss builds up in your body and then you suddenly EXPLODE!!!!!!!
Fajita Bum: my name
davepoobond: i dont have to guess
Fajita Bum: k then who am i
davepoobond: you cant make me guess
Fajita Bum: yes thats what im doin right now
davepoobond: you would think i would say “fajita bum”
Fajita Bum: stupid face
davepoobond: but its not!
Fajita Bum: nope
Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahaha
davepoobond: cuz its a guy named “fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch”
Fajita Bum: ur right
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: yes!
davepoobond: you said i was!
davepoobond: you are fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch
Fajita Bum: im fajita bums friend but u dont know my name
Fajita Bum: hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
davepoobond: how would you know
Fajita Bum: cause i dp
Fajita Bum: do
Fajita Bum: *
davepoobond: nooooo
Fajita Bum: guess my name
davepoobond: u r a big piece of poop from under the bed, arent you
davepoobond: you took over the house with your other poopy friends from the toilet
Fajita Bum: nope
Fajita Bum: close though
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: i know!
davepoobond: YOURE AN INFESTED CHEEESE MAN FROM URANUS
Fajita Bum: no not even close
davepoobond: ……..are you a box of pudding?
Fajita Bum: hmmmmmmmm i dont know mayb
davepoobond: you’re a socially active grizzly bear named “poof!”
Fajita Bum: sumtimes
davepoobond: you’re a piece of pie?
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: brb, gotta go to the little buffalo’s room
Fajita Bum: no
Fajita Bum: just p ur pants
davepoobond: i didnt need to pee
davepoobond: i twisted my leg, and the wrench was in there
Fajita Bum: fajita bum says ur name is brian beer or sumthing like that
davepoobond: thats right, you caught me!
davepoobond: fajita bum, you bastard!
Fajita Bum: i told u
Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
davepoobond: u told me what
Fajita Bum: that ur name wus brian
davepoobond: …………who
Fajita Bum: nevermind
davepoobond: what are you talking about
davepoobond: yeah, you better never mind!
Fajita Bum: igg cya bb!
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you wont c me
davepoobond: ttttttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: u poonis
davepoobond: dont u have to leave
davepoobond: leave already!
davepoobond: youuuuuuuu fffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd
davepoobond: peeef!
#6084: pongoo -> davepoobond
pongoo: hey
davepoobond: hey
pongoo: hEY THIS IS bENIHANAIM
davepoobond: …who?
pongoo: U WILL DIE IN 2 MIN
davepoobond: oh ok
pongoo: i HAVE PILES THE BEAVER]\
pongoo: ME
pongoo: I AM BOOGER
davepoobond: i don’t take things seriously from people named benihanaim
pongoo: i HAVE pILES THE bEAVER
pongoo: hI
pongoo: MY NAME IS BEN
pongoo: I AM MIS==\
davepoobond: oh
pongoo: my name is minu
davepoobond: k
pongoo: u know me
davepoobond: no
pongoo: u dont believe
davepoobond: ur a big piece of smelly steamy poo
davepoobond: oh yes, its true
pongoo: what kick ur lil azz
pongoo: boy
davepoobond: you wish u can rhyme
davepoobond: like i
pongoo: u dont know who u talkin 2
pongoo: what
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: so
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: on you
pongoo: u better req
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: piece of poo
pongoo: what watch ur back
davepoobond: go fuck
davepoobond: a duck
pongoo: i least i got some up my butt
pongoo: what
pongoo: u beaver
davepoobond: i am rhyming
davepoobond: you embis-isle
pongoo: go 2 hell
davepoobond: how about not
davepoobond: say we did no
pongoo: kick ur mbutt tom
davepoobond: t
pongoo: hahaha
pongoo: i melting
pongoo: noooooooooooooool
pongoo: im dieing
pongoo: help me
pongoo: pplease
davepoobond: your stupid
pongoo: take dAT AWAY
davepoobond: you poopid
pongoo: WHAT UR MAMA
pongoo: JUS KIDDIN
davepoobond: fart on your face
davepoobond: you piece of pace
pongoo: IM MINU AND MY SIS IS JINA
davepoobond: mexican
davepoobond: salsa man
pongoo: AHAHAHAHAHHAA
pongoo: COW AND CHICKEM
pongoo: COW AND CHICKEN
davepoobond: you ain’t got no brain
pongoo: I NO WHAT U DID LAST SUMMER FOO
davepoobond: so you ain’t got no fain
pongoo: ELIS
pongoo: WHAT
pongoo: U WANNA PEICE OF ME
davepoobond: fain!
pongoo: WELL DO YAH
davepoobond: fain!
davepoobond: you are such a pain!
pongoo: I
pongoo: HAVE
pongoo: PILES
pongoo: THE
pongoo: BEAVER
pongoo: BRING
pongoo: MY
pongoo: INTEREST
pongoo: BACK
pongoo: AND
pongoo: YOU
pongoo: WILL
pongoo: GET
pongoo: PILES
pongoo: THE
davepoobond: fuck
pongoo: BEAVER
davepoobond: a duck
pongoo: DFSFSD
pongoo: SDF
davepoobond: lil poo
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: suck so much poo
pongoo: YO MAMA
davepoobond: i don’t know if you even eject poo
pongoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pongoo: BOOM
pongoo: BOOM
pongoo: BOOM
davepoobond: cuz it goes right from your butt hole
pongoo: BOOM
davepoobond: straight to your pie hole
pongoo: i WANT YOU IN MY ROOM
pongoo: sPEND THE NIOGHT TOGFATEHER
davepoobond: i ain’t dat type
davepoobond: but you can go outside
pongoo: GO 2 HEL
davepoobond: and
davepoobond: fuck
davepoobond: a duck
pongoo: I SWEAR IM MINU
pongoo: HAHA
davepoobond: little pruck
pongoo: GOT 2 HELL
pongoo: STUUUUPID
davepoobond: peck on yo
pongoo: GET OFF
davepoobond: preck
pongoo: IM GONNA REAPORT U
pongoo: STUPIF
davepoobond: you can’t report me
pongoo: YOU ILLERTERATE FOOOL YOU CANT EVEN PRICK
davepoobond: cuz you don’t got nothin on me
pongoo: YOU RIGHT CUZ YOU HAVE NOTHING
davepoobond: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
davepoobond: you piece of dildo poo
pongoo: OH MY GOSH, ITS A WORD THAT MORE THAN ONE SYLLABLE
davepoobond: you will die a not so happy die
davepoobond: on a frying
davepoobond: pan
davepoobond: o
davepoobond: man
davepoobond: you will be gone
pongoo: UM OK IF YOU EVEN KNOW ANTHING ANATOMY THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHIT DOES NOT COME OUR YOUR NEEDLE DICK
davepoobond: and i will be happiness
pongoo: I’M PROPER GRAMMER
davepoobond: cuz you will pay for your insolence
davepoobond: insolent fool
davepoobond: go jump in a pool
pongoo: SLIGHTLY REDUNDANT
pongoo: YOU TAKE A SHORT WALK OFF A long PIER
davepoobond: you take your shorts off
pongoo: WHY
davepoobond: and everybody laughs as you jack off
pongoo: UU GAY
pongoo: U STUUPIF
davepoobond: no word named stupif
davepoobond: you poopif
#6083: davepoobond -> ferni
Funny fact: Â this was on christmas eve!
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davepoobond: hey, wassup?
ferni: a/s/l?
davepoobond: 15/m/ca
davepoobond: u?
ferni: sorry but i prefer to talk to girls only
ferni: sorry
davepoobond: well
davepoobond: poo on you
ferni: how old are u again
davepoobond: 15
ferni: act like it then
davepoobond: ok
ferni: bye
davepoobond: fuck u
davepoobond: bitch
ferni: thanks for the offer but no
davepoobond: no shit
davepoobond: sherlock
davepoobond: i wasnt offering
ferni: grow up little boy
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i like staying immature
davepoobond: i’ll live longer than
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: bitch
ferni: your funny for a fag
davepoobond: and you’re a dumbass
ferni: shit not as much as u
davepoobond: huh?
davepoobond: wat u talking bout?
davepoobond: ur so full of shit
davepoobond: u dont even no wat ur talking about
ferni: yeah whatever u say cant hurt me theyre only words
ferni: so fuck off u little prick
davepoobond: yours are too
davepoobond: dirty latino prick
ferni: well then quit wasting your time
ferni: better than your whitass
davepoobond: why should i?
davepoobond: u suck
ferni: not really i let the girl do that
davepoobond: um ok
davepoobond: but u still suck
ferni: dude
davepoobond: wat?
ferni: jjust go do something else
davepoobond: i dont have anything to do
ferni: go celebrate x-mas
davepoobond: that’s tomarrow
ferni: go masturbate
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i already get enough
davepoobond: ccitch
ferni: yeah right
davepoobond: yes, i am right
davepoobond: hi
ferni: well go get you some then
davepoobond: hi
ferni: ?
ferni: high
davepoobond: i know something you dont know
ferni: what
davepoobond: what
davepoobond: what are u talking about?
ferni: say are u having fun
davepoobond: are u having fun
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::he starts to warn me and i warn back::
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davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: i know your warning me
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::i warn him to 35%::
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davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT???
Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.
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::i sign on as a different sn::
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davepoobond: hi
ferni: its u isnt it?
davepoobond: can we be friends? u sound like a cool guy though
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::he warns::
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ferni: shut up
davepoobond: okies i see
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::i warn::
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davepoobond: bitch
Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.
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::i sign on as a different person::
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davepoobond: damn, i cant express how much u just SUCK
ferni: mr chubby bubbles
davepoobond: yes
ferni: how cute
davepoobond: u like?
ferni: yeah i would really like it if i was gay
ferni: to bad i aint
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::he starts to warn me::
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davepoobond: yes, to bad you aint straight
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::i start to warn him, i get him to 100%::
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davepoobond: HAHAHAHAHA
Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.
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davepoobond: hey, wassup? wanna bang?
davepoobond: heee heee
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::he warns me::
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davepoobond: bitch
Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.
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::i sign on as a different sn::
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davepoobond: hey, u like this one?
ferni: fuck u mother fucker
davepoobond: lol!
ferni: i hate ur fucking prick ass
davepoobond: haaha
davepoobond: i’ll keep doing this too
davepoobond: until u become my friend
ferni: y
davepoobond: cuz
ferni: u gay or something
davepoobond: no, just becum my buddy
ferni: hell no
davepoobond: ok, fine then
davepoobond: you like being at 100%?
davepoobond: i bet it is really enjoyable
ferni: it aint that bad
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::he warns me::
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davepoobond: i thought you were supposed to be signed off or somthin though
ferni: not me
davepoobond: ok
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::i warn him once but he stays at 100%::
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davepoobond: ooohh look you at 100% again!
ferni: oh no
ferni: fuck u
davepoobond: wat?
ferni: i hope u burn in hell
ferni: i just fucking wish u die tonight motherfucker
davepoobond: wat did i do?
ferni: sonner or later itll happen
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::i warn him once::
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davepoobond: HA HA
davepoobond: like that sucka?
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::i warn him as much as i can::
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ferni: go fuck ur mom
ferni: bitch
davepoobond: heheheh already have
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note: not really
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ferni: your some sick fuck
davepoobond: yepps
Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.
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::he signed off::
#6082: teddy -> davepoobond
teddy: HEY R U THERE?
teddy: A/S/PIC?
davepoobond: who r u
teddy: A/S/PIC?
davepoobond: who/r/u
teddy: A/S/PIC?
davepoobond: ………….
teddy: ?????????????
davepoobond: who r u
davepoobond: do i know u
teddy: A/S/PIC?
davepoobond: 14/m/no
davepoobond: who r u
teddy: 13 /F /YES
teddy: WERE DO U LIVE?
davepoobond: california…
teddy: COOL DO U LIKE IT THERE?
davepoobond: yes…
teddy: WHAT DO U DO FOR FUN?
teddy: U DONT LIVE IN CALIFRONA UR PROFILE SAYS NEW MEXICO
davepoobond: thats to fool people, do u really think there is a city named Chainsaw City?
teddy: LOL
teddy: G2G
davepoobond: who r u
davepoobond: do i know
davepoobond: u
davepoobond: ?
#6081: lock -> davepoobond
lock: i
lock: suck my toe
davepoobond: really? thats great
lock: i have lot of fungus to taste
davepoobond: yep, i can imagine that would be good to eat
davepoobond: lots of vitamins too
lock: what are you nature boy
davepoobond: no
lock: yes
lock: so got a pic
davepoobond: no
lock: good i dont like you anyway
lock: blonds r retards
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: I’M NOT BLONDE
davepoobond: you idiot
davepoobond: what told you i was
lock: becuase you act like an idiot
davepoobond: great
lock: what do u think u r james bond???!!!
davepoobond: no
lock: then y the name?
davepoobond: cuz i’m Dave Bond
lock: ur wierd too, sux 4 u!!
davepoobond: yep, thats right
lock: ok bye, dummy
davepoobond: bye bye
#6080: mrprs -> davepoobond
mrprs: Nice sarcasm Would you like to confir
davepoobond: hmm?
davepoobond: whatcha talking bout
davepoobond: its not sarcasm, i always act like that
mrprs: I like the fact that you make fun of what they’re talking about
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: its a specialty of mine
mrprs: well it’s good
davepoobond: thanks, i guess
davepoobond: i’m just goin around trying to find a good chat
davepoobond: failing miserably though
mrprs: I just got an im from christy who’s selling teen porno
davepoobond: bah, i get 20 of those a day
mrprs: well I just started today
davepoobond: better get used to it….while your in a chat
mrprs: I guess Well enough small talk / Do not take this sexually/ What’s your name
davepoobond: dave
davepoobond: u
davepoobond: why would i take it that way anyway?
mrprs: Jai What kind of name is dave for a davepooblonde
davepoobond: …..
davepoobond: davepooBOND
davepoobond: what are you talking about “blonde”
davepoobond: bond as in james bond
mrprs: you might take it that way because I’m stupid and I thought it was blonde
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: no ls or es in my name
mrprs: come again
davepoobond: never mind..
mrprs: oooookkkkkk where do you go to school and in what state
davepoobond: california
davepoobond: u
mrprs: good ol’ Alabama
davepoobond: oOoh
davepoobond: the ol’ south
mrprs: and what does that mean
davepoobond: nothin
mrprs: How old are you
mrprs: just a question not a pick up line
davepoobond: ah….
davepoobond: 14
mrprs: because some people are sensitive about that
davepoobond: whats your a/s?
mrprs: a/s meaning what If it is age I’m 15
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: u a girl or guy
mrprs: Girl are you a freshman or 8th grade or sophmore
davepoobond: freshmen next year
mrprs: oohh how cute Well I’m a sophmore at a Catholic High School 1 of the only 2 in the state
davepoobond: heh, “how cute”
davepoobond: oh well
mrprs: when does/did school start for u
davepoobond: like a week or so
davepoobond: away
davepoobond: i go to public
mrprs: well that sucks cuz I started mon.,
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: well, u got off early probably
mrprs: kiss it alright yeh
davepoobond: hehe
mrprs: I got out a week before all the public schools and went back 2 weeks before they start
davepoobond: heh, u get more school
davepoobond: maybe.
davepoobond: i get 2 and 1/2 months off, despite what they say about 3 months
mrprs: Well ain’t that a pisser
davepoobond: ohhhhhh yeah
mrprs: Do you play any sports
davepoobond: no..
mrprs: Any Extracurricular activities
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: no
mrprs: why not
davepoobond: i just dont, i dont take a liking to any of the sports
mrprs: and what does davepoobond mean
davepoobond: it was originally davebond
davepoobond: made a new that is davepoobond
mrprs: that doesn’t explain what davebond means
davepoobond: yeah, it does
davepoobond: dabond is short for davebond
davepoobond: i just took out the ve
davepoobond: not that hard
mrprs: well what is the bond mean
davepoobond: like James Bond
mrprs: and what is ve
davepoobond: my name is Dave Bond
davepoobond: ve, are 2 letters i took out of davebond to make this name
mrprs: once again comon-sense eludes me
davepoobond: nothin personal, but are you stoned or drunk by any chance?
mrprs: no I just don’t have any common sense and I tend to use big words and I have no grammer skills
davepoobond: ah, yes
davepoobond: that is a killer
mrprs: that’s why I make C’s in english
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i get C-…..
mrprs: do you do anything besides talk online
davepoobond: um, yeah
davepoobond: play video games, do things with friends, watch tv
mrprs: oh thats energetic unless you say that you do aerobics while watching tv than I’d have to say you are what the highschool students call an average nerd with the exeption on the grades
davepoobond: ::raises an eyebrow::
davepoobond: uh…i dont…..watch……aerobic tapes..
note: aerobic tapes scare me
mrprs: I’m mean don’t you like to at least exercise the aerobics thing was a joke HA HA get it
davepoobond: um…yeah….thats right!
davepoobond: haha!
mrprs: shut up alright my sense of humor is highly underated
mrprs: especially when it’s written down not said
davepoobond: um, ok
mrprs: well in case you havn’t noticed it’s one o’ clock in the morning and I’s gots to bees goin’
davepoobond: ok…bye
#6079: davepoobond -> gashek
davepoobond: hi
gashek: im a man
davepoobond: so
davepoobond: i am too
gashek: im not gay
davepoobond: great, me neither
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: heeeeeelllllooooooooo
gashek: what
davepoobond: hi
#6078: cats -> davepoobond
cats: catscatscatscatscats
davepoobond: o ok
cats: moewmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
davepoobond: …..
cats: bye bye time to clean my macaw cage
davepoobond: ……
davepoobond: ook
#6077: foofoo -> davepoobond
foofoo: hi its nathans friend
davepoobond: nathan?
davepoobond: who is he?
foofoo: his friend
davepoobond: who’s friend?
foofoo: says his friend’s sn, which has to do wit da rugrats =P::
davepoobond: oh
foofoo: my name is philip
davepoobond: wow
foofoo: bye
davepoobond: ok
#6076: Ayanna -> davepoobond
Ayanna: ((look dude, im serious. out. or else ill report you for harassment.))
Ayanna: ((which i can do. :))
davepoobond: waat?
davepoobond: how
Ayanna: ((youre ANNOYING. so go.))
davepoobond: wait
Ayanna: ((well basically we’ve told you to leave us alone and you wont.))
davepoobond: thanks
davepoobond: but lemme tell you something
Ayanna: whaaat?
davepoobond: arts and entertainment arent recognized as official rooms
Ayanna: Doesnt matter
Ayanna: I can still report you for harassment.
Ayanna: 🙂
davepoobond: nope
Ayanna: Yes I can
davepoobond: ya cant
Ayanna: Yes I can
davepoobond: fine, i’ll go
Ayanna: Now go away
Ayanna: Thank you
Ayanna: 🙂
davepoobond: i’m tired anyway
davepoobond: u guys are no fun
Ayanna: sorry
Ayanna: were leaving anyway
Ayanna: in like 5 minutes
davepoobond: i couldnt even do an exit
davepoobond: sheesh
Ayanna: thats okay.
davepoobond: stupid rats got away too
Ayanna: you can come bother us another time
davepoobond: i’m glad you have a rest infestation
Ayanna: me too
Ayanna: i like them
davepoobond: no way
davepoobond: u like to click on those links
davepoobond: that say “click me”
davepoobond: there were 4 of them
davepoobond: dont u remember
Ayanna: i remember
davepoobond: u like to click on those?
Ayanna: nope
Ayanna: do you?
davepoobond: then why’d u say u like rats
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: rats are stupid
Ayanna: thats nice
davepoobond: those stupid rats keep saying click me click me
davepoobond: they’re all blue and shiny
davepoobond: and they eat my cheese
davepoobond: off my toes
davepoobond: its nasty
Ayanna: yeah, its nasty
davepoobond: yeah, especially when they get to the bone
Ayanna: yeah, that hurts
Ayanna: its very painful
davepoobond: then i cuss and scream and call the paramedics
Ayanna: their saliva burns cause its sorta salty, ya know?
davepoobond: and then they come and say its a flesh wound then leave me to die
Ayanna: yeah
davepoobond: but somehow, i always pull through
Ayanna: just a scratch
davepoobond: i always have a cabinet full of different types of vaccinations
Ayanna: thats a good idea
davepoobond: cuz i stick lots of metal things in me and lots of rabid things bite me
Ayanna: yeah. you gotta be careful
Ayanna: theres a lot of rabid animals around
davepoobond: and sometimes i go invisible, so i need to inject myself with anti-inviso thingys
davepoobond: its painful
Ayanna: yeah…i dont like shots
davepoobond: i inject at least 24 gallons of stuff a week
Ayanna: wow.
Ayanna: isnt that harmful?
davepoobond: not really
Ayanna: i would think it was
Ayanna: you sorta act like it is
davepoobond: a little brain damage here and there
davepoobond: but nothing i really use anyway
Ayanna: yeah, i noticed
Ayanna: sorry to burst your little bubble of excitement, but ive gotta go
Ayanna: because im tired
davepoobond: ok bye
Ayanna: bye
#6075: LimeGreen -> davepoobond
LimeGreen: hey
davepoobond: brb, i have to eat the dog…then get some apple juice
LimeGreen: eat the dog ok?
::little while later::
LimeGreen: u find the apple juice,yet?
davepoobond: no, i’m still looking for it
LimeGreen: lol
::a little while later::
LimeGreen: look harder!!!
LimeGreen: haha
davepoobond: sorry, the donkey took off with it
LimeGreen: ok
LimeGreen: chase after it then!!
::a little while later::
LimeGreen: u find it yet?
LimeGreen: or no
#6074: LimeGreen -> davepoobond
LimeGreen: HEY SUP?
davepoobond: hi
LimeGreen: BIG
LimeGreen: HI
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: ok
LimeGreen: I HAD TEN POPCICLES!!
davepoobond: ooOoOoOOooh!!!
davepoobond: you’re a lucky kid
LimeGreen: HAHAHAH
LimeGreen: I GOT MORE
LimeGreen: HOLD ON
LimeGreen: …
LimeGreen: OK GOT ANOTHER
davepoobond: greeatt
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: r u done talking?
LimeGreen: WHY?
davepoobond: oh…no reason
LimeGreen: NO WHAT???? }:)
davepoobond: hmm…is that a unibrow?
LimeGreen: NO DEVIL
LimeGreen: 🙂
davepoobond: my name is not devil
davepoobond: its dave
LimeGreen:
O:)
ANGEL
MEET
}:)
DEVIL!!!!!!
LimeGreen: I KNOW
LimeGreen: ITS DAVE
LimeGreen: U TOLD ME
davepoobond: well, i just wanted to make it clear for u
LimeGreen: 😛
LimeGreen: U DON’T TALK MUCH!
davepoobond: i dont like to talk to people who i consider more crazy than
me….that sign is usually becuz they have a smily face with a unibrow
LimeGreen: OH SORRY
LimeGreen: I WON’T USE SMILEY FACES NO MORE PROMISE 🙂
LimeGreen: OK SORRY OOPS
davepoobond: no, i wont drink your bath water
LimeGreen: I WON’T DRINK……..UM……..
davepoobond: um? does that mean unibrow men?
LimeGreen: NO!!!!
LimeGreen: U R WEIRD
davepoobond: and you’re point being?
LimeGreen: UM…. DUNNO YES NO MAYBE SO I DUNNO???
davepoobond: i like beans???
LimeGreen: THATS NICE
LimeGreen: I LIKE FUDGE
LimeGreen: AND CHOCOLATE
LimeGreen: AND OTHER STUFF
davepoobond: a was there are to as a are???
LimeGreen: ??
LimeGreen: HUH
davepoobond: My feet are moldy…
LimeGreen: ARE THEY GREEN AND MUSHY?\
?
davepoobond: yes, like potatos
LimeGreen: HARD THEN?!?!?!
LimeGreen: OR ARE THE POTATOES COOKED??
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: no, like mash potatoes with poop sticking out of it
LimeGreen: EEEWWWWW
LimeGreen: I DON’T WANNA SEE U’R FEET LOL
davepoobond: i can have that arranged…where do u live?
LimeGreen: NEBRASKA
davepoobond: i live in tatanka
LimeGreen: OK
LimeGreen: WHERE’S THAT???
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: idaho…..
LimeGreen: THATS KINDA CLOSE
davepoobond: yes…….about 300 miles or 5
LimeGreen: YEAH!!!
LimeGreen: CLOSE
LimeGreen: ??
LimeGreen: ENOUGH
davepoobond: yes….almost a million inches, even
LimeGreen: I KNOW HOW FAR
davepoobond: million billion
LimeGreen: 83945738597425345638475673845276984052 BILLION ZILLION BILLION
MILLION GADRILLION MILES AWAY!!!
LimeGreen: AHAHHAHAHAHA
LimeGreen: THATS CLOSE
davepoobond: hmmmm….yeah….if you go around the world a few hundred million
times
davepoobond: do u like latin punk?
LimeGreen: UM…….YEAH
davepoobond: phooey
LimeGreen: -_- zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
LimeGreen: hahahahha
LimeGreen: hahaha
davepoobond: right
LimeGreen: 🙂
LimeGreen: heheheh
LimeGreen: i had to much
LimeGreen: popcicles!!
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: i have to go
davepoobond: bye
LimeGreen: bye
LimeGreen: love peace and some chicken grease!!!!
LimeGreen: bye!!!!
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: love juice and some turkey….cabooses
LimeGreen: love juice and hang loose!!
davepoobond: yeah….thats right…
LimeGreen: haha i just made it up
LimeGreen: too
davepoobond: oh? is that right?
LimeGreen: yeah!!
LimeGreen: ha
davepoobond: is your name percy?
LimeGreen: no!!!
LimeGreen: its Tara
davepoobond: sally?
davepoobond: kauna melenzana an eltuo bofo!
LimeGreen:
Tara
LimeGreen: my name is
Tara
davepoobond: WHAT??? I CANT HEAR YOU???
LimeGreen:
w/e
LimeGreen: =P.:.;
LimeGreen: my name is Tara
davepoobond: now its “fart”
LimeGreen: um…….no
LimeGreen: u’rs is it thing wanna be Tara
davepoobond: unibrow men….yes
LimeGreen: no
LimeGreen: hahah
davepoobond:
YES
davepoobond: glah glah
LimeGreen: no
davepoobond: and?
LimeGreen:
gwahhahahahahhahahahha
hahahahahahhahahahhahahah
gwahahahahahhaah
gwahahhahahahaha