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#6451: amber -> davepoobond
amber: papa dont preach i’m in love you see, papa don’t dont preach, i’m inlove with him, aadn i’ve made up my mind, i’m keeppin my baby ooo ooo i’m gonna keep my baby ooooooo
amber: daddy daddy if you could only see, see what he means to me, and i don’t mean maybe, i’m keeping my baby ooooooo
davepoobond: o ya
amber: lol
amber: i thought i’d sing a little kelly osbourne for ya
davepoobond: hot damn! my stanky words are on the internet!
davepoobond: nsdg blah hghjghj
davepoobond: sadfa
davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg
amber: what???
davepoobond: never mind
davepoobond:
amber: o ok
amber: whateva
davepoobond: ya
amber: no
davepoobond: no?
amber: no
davepoobond: yes
amber: no
amber: yes
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: nope
amber: too bad, i szaid yes
davepoobond: i said no tho
amber: too bad, i’m the baby, and i said yes
davepoobond: o ok >..>
davepoobond: but i said no
amber: so
davepoobond: so……..
davepoobond: that means no
amber: no, that means yes
#6450: davepoobond -> Evil Hell Cow
davepoobond: hot damn! my stanky words are on the internet!
Evil Hell Cow: LOL
davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg
Evil Hell Cow: Mooooooooooooooooooo!
davepoobond: 99999999
Evil Hell Cow: nfgpkgnfeaop
Evil Hell Cow: snwweoinf
davepoobond: 12
davepoobond: there’s nothing to eat in my house
#6449: wangerspanker -> davepoobond
wangerspanker: haha
davepoobond: wut
wangerspanker: i dunno..i just felt like doing that
davepoobond: heh ok
wangerspanker: ( )*( ) youve been mooned
davepoobond: nuuu
#6448: Holmes -> davepoobond
Note: at the time, davepoobond was computer shopping because the computer they had was literally a piece of shit. The specs mentioned weren’t the final components of the computer, but it was pretty close. Considering the shitfest davepoobond came from on that computer to using a new computer which was basically top of the line at the time (which also shows this IM’s age), is like heaven.
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Holmes: i
Holmes: hi*
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: wats up
Holmes: ::holds back from laughing::
Holmes: the sky!
Holmes: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Holmes: no
Holmes: nothing
davepoobond: same with me
davepoobond: the sky part that is
davepoobond: ahahahahahahahah
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: the computer we’re thinkin of gettin is gonna cost more than 3 grand
Holmes: wow
Holmes: what is it
davepoobond: dell
davepoobond: 120 gig hd
davepoobond: dvd rw, dvd r, cd rw, cd r burner
davepoobond: 17 in flat panel
davepoobond: thats a monitor
davepoobond: opitical mouse
Holmes: …
Holmes: holy….
davepoobond: 2.26 ghz
Holmes: ……..fuckin………..
Holmes: ……………………..shit
davepoobond: 56k modem!
Holmes: …awesome?
davepoobond: 64mb geforce 4
davepoobond: the 4600 not 4200
Holmes: god damn!
Holmes: you got a fuckin thuper computer!
davepoobond: win xp home edition w/ windows xp professional office
Holmes: SHIT!
davepoobond: zip drive
davepoobond: 512 mb of ram
davepoobond: they had 1 gig of ram as an option too
Holmes: why…..must…..you….torture…..me
davepoobond: hey hey. your computer is about 20 times better than this piece of crap
davepoobond: i had to live with this thing for 6 years
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: actually using it
Holmes: it’s an antique
davepoobond: i didnt use it all the other time
davepoobond: it was originally made in 85
Holmes: yholy shit
davepoobond: its a spectacle to see, because i can actually DO things on this computer still
Holmes: hey i had to use a computer that had less then 1 gb of memory, almost NO RAM!, 14.4 modem! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TRYING TO USE A 14.4 MODEM!
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: a disk had more memory then the frickin computer!
davepoobond: we had that computer
Holmes: 14.4 on AOL…-shuts out the memory-
davepoobond: there was one we had that had less than 500 mb hard drive space
davepoobond: no AOL though
davepoobond: no modem
davepoobond: and it had 8 mb of ram
davepoobond: slow as a big crap comin out of you
Holmes: nice metaphor
davepoobond: its was a .486 w/windows 95 in it!
Holmes: comes complete with mental pictures
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: o my crap
Holmes: seriosuly imagine connecting on AOL in REALLY slow motion…
davepoobond: yeah
Holmes: it took 4 minutes to get to “Checking Password”
davepoobond: you’d have like a 7.2k modem connection really
Holmes: then it froze
Holmes: and we never signed on
davepoobond: i have a 33.6k modem, i usually get 28.8 modem connection
davepoobond: when i have 31.2k modem connection, i cant surf the net
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: that sucks
davepoobond: eh oh well
davepoobond: its not really that bad
Holmes: hmm
Holmes: i have dsl and my bro loves aol so he’s paying for it and i get to use it
davepoobond: aint that great
Holmes: because if i don’t he won’t play playstation 2
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: and if he doesn’t play playstation 2 i can’t play his x box or game cube
davepoobond: ok there’s a lotta blackmailing in your house huh
Holmes: blackmailing is our last name…almost
Holmes: not really…
Holmes: sorta..
Holmes: ok it’s not
Holmes: but it starts with the same letter
Holmes: b
davepoobond: ok
Holmes: and we get mail
Holmes: so…
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: i’ll shut up now
#6447: davepoobond -> Evil Hell Cow
davepoobond: True/False: Nobody died during World War 2
Evil Hell Cow: False
davepoobond: dingalingalingggggggg u win
Evil Hell Cow: LOL
#6446: Wolf841125 -> davepoobond
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davepoobond: what the hell
#6445: megangurlie86 -> davepoobond
megangurlie86: hey there, im megan, I just bought a new webcam, would you like to come check it out? click here if you want to 😉
davepoobond: no not really
davepoobond: would you like to check out MINE?
#6444: collgehun18f100 -> davepoobond
collgehun18f100: Hey, this is Sarah. . I’m 18/F one of your friends gave me your screename, but I gotta bounce right now. . I just wanted to make sure you got a chance to see me, check out my site and lemme know if you’re interested in hooking up :-* My page (and its all free too) 😉 But only if your 18 or older, I don’t want to get in trouble for doin anything for anyone underage 😉
davepoobond: well
davepoobond: you better feel bad
davepoobond: because i bet 999% of everyone that you IM, are underage
davepoobond: that’s more than 100%
davepoobond: in case you didnt know
#6443: courtney hot7333 -> davepoobond
courtney hot7333: Hey babe, My names Courtney 19/F/Blonde. I’m looking for a nice guy to talk to. Could you check out my webcam pics? PLEASE CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT MY WEBPAGE.
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: i’ll do anything for you baby
#6442: Holmes -> davepoobond
Note: this was before all these movies came out…this actual conversation took place around 2003/2004, so you can see a lot of these things came true or changed a little bit
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Holmes: sup
davepoobond: not much
davepoobond: they’re making a Home Alone 4
Holmes: …
Holmes: o…
davepoobond: and American Pie 3
Holmes: my….
Holmes: god
davepoobond: and a prequel to Dumb and Dumber
davepoobond: with steve THE DELL GUY
davepoobond: as jeff daniels
davepoobond: and i dont know whos jim carrery
davepoobond: carrey
Holmes: stop it! STOP IT! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!
Holmes: THE HORROR
davepoobond: jim carrey sold out
davepoobond: “i dont wanna do any comedies anymore”
Holmes: ….
Holmes: thats bull shit
Holmes: he’s a natural comedian
davepoobond: i know
davepoobond: but no more he says
Holmes: so basically he quit acting
davepoobond: the majestic wasnt even a comedy
Holmes: because jim carrey is no action hero or drama person
davepoobond: and they’re making Spy Hunter as a movie, with vin diesel
Holmes: omg
davepoobond: oh wait
davepoobond: not vin diesel
davepoobond: the rock
Holmes: OH MY FUCKIN GOD
davepoobond: hehe
davepoobond: they’re both the same
davepoobond: i’m gonna give u a heart attack huh
Holmes: yes
davepoobond: and i also think they’re gonna make a sequel to Dude, Where’s my car?
davepoobond: but its not gonna have either of them i think
Holmes: ::can’t take it anymore and just dies::
davepoobond: its gonna be different people, and its gonna be “Dude, where’s my van?”
davepoobond: or something
Holmes: ::dies again::
Holmes: and terminator 3
Holmes: is coming out
davepoobond: yeah but everyone already knows about that
Holmes: Analyze That
Holmes: and Meet The Fockers
davepoobond: really?
Holmes: yes
Holmes: really
davepoobond: that’ll be funny
davepoobond: meet the fockers
Holmes: oh wait
Holmes: Title Note: (7/12/02) Even though Ben Stiller’s character in the first movie was credited with the last name of “Focker”, “Variety” announced today that the title is not “Meet the Fockers” as has been widely reported, but actually “Meet the Fokkers.” It sounds to me like Universal (or someone) was concerned that they couldn’t actually release a film that was just *one* letter away from the “F” word. Two letters, though, must be okay
Holmes: lmao
Holmes: thats hilarious
davepoobond: two letters must be ok
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: it HAS to be
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: have you seen XXX?
Holmes: no
Holmes: i’m not sure if i should or shouldn;t
davepoobond: i think they’re gonna make sequels to them
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Holmes: i saqw lord of the rings
Holmes: lmao
davepoobond: that any good?
Holmes: yes
Holmes: it was
davepoobond: i still havent seen it
Holmes: ow my fuckin arm hurts…i came back from the doctor and he like shoved a needle into me
davepoobond: he pry thought you were a horse
Holmes: he asked “how was my summer” i was about to saw “fun” and he sohved it into my arm
davepoobond: haha he’s a funny guy
Holmes: he stabbed me! i’m suing
davepoobond: do you know how doctors check if a horse is pregnant or not
davepoobond: they shove their whole freaking arm into the horse’s ass
Holmes: ….
davepoobond: and then they take out the poo that is in there
Holmes: eww
davepoobond: and htey use a lot of lube
Holmes: i can emagine
davepoobond: and then after all the poo is out, they take this ultrasonic thingy that is about palm sized and jam it in there as well as their whole arm
davepoobond: aint that spectacular
Holmes: yes
davepoobond: i had a first hand account on monday
davepoobond: 3 times
Holmes: ……
Holmes: ewww
davepoobond: the first time was nasty, but after the other 2, it didnt look too bad
davepoobond: you’ve gotta have balls to stick your whole arm into a horse’s ass
Holmes: yes you do
Holmes: “hold er down….come ere lil horsey” *shove*
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: “ok…i feel somethin….it’s squishy….like jello…”
Holmes: “oh wait this is a male” “how do you know?” “cause i’m grabboin his balls from the inside!”
davepoobond: i was expecting to see his arm come out of the horse’s mouth or something
Holmes: heh
davepoobond: and his arm just kept going in, i was thinking “ok that’s far enough to do it, right?” wrong, it went in farther
Holmes: “oh my god! his ass is eating me alive!!!!”
davepoobond: usually, i think they do about 20 horses at a time
#6441: virgin ass 485 -> davepoobond
virgin ass 485: wanna see my webcam?
davepoobond: not especially
davepoobond: but virgin ass is a funny name
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End of IMs1.
#6440: davepoobond -> amber
davepoobond: whoo i got 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
amber: ok
amber: lol
davepoobond: heh
amber: where are you from again?
davepoobond: california
amber: i thought california people were cool
amber: j/k
davepoobond: heh. most are
amber: but, not you, right?
davepoobond: i guess not, since i’m eating 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
amber: lol
davepoobond: friendly question: do you eat cheesecake?
amber: yeah, why?
davepoobond: i dont know
amber: do you?
davepoobond: oh ya
amber: what kind?
davepoobond: strawberry
davepoobond: or just the regular kind
amber: cool, is cheesecake, really cake, or is it considered a pie?
davepoobond: i dont know. is it even cheese?
davepoobond: cake is in the name, so it has to be cake
amber: yeah
amber: cream cheese
amber: yeah, but it looks like pie
davepoobond: its no question that apple pie or cherry pie is a pie.
davepoobond: cheese pie is non-existent
amber: true
amber: lol
amber: yes it does exist, it’a a type of lasagna
davepoobond: thats ricotta
amber: ricotta, mozerella, and parmesean, and romano
amber: but it is considered a cheese pie
davepoobond: no its considered an italian pasta dish
davepoobond: cuz there’s meat in it
davepoobond: there’s no meat in pie unless it was a meat pie
davepoobond: or a chicken pot pie
amber: ahh, but vegetarian lasagna has no meat in it
davepoobond: otherwise, that’d just be nasty
davepoobond: but its still a dinner dish
amber: ok,
davepoobond: and its italian
davepoobond: italians dont make deserts
amber: do you hit girls?
davepoobond: they make italian ice
davepoobond: no
amber: do you hit guys who hit girls?
davepoobond: no cuz i dont know any guys that hit girls
amber: aghh my little sister is trying to stranggle me
amber: thats ood, but if you knew one that did would you hit him?
davepoobond: then hit her
amber: no she’s 4
davepoobond: probably not, cuz if he can hit a girl, then he’d probably wouldnt mind castrating me
amber: lol
amber: would you hit a guy who sexually harasses a girl?
amber: if he did it right in front of you?
davepoobond: yes i would then
amber:
amber: good choice
amber: does a girl have the right to beat the crap out of the guy that sexually harasses her?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: but not according to the law if you get filed for assault
amber: who said it was me?
davepoobond: i was speaking in a 2nd person kind of way
amber: oh ok
amber: i gotta go
davepoobond: ok bye
#6439: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond
Evil Hell Cow: Milk me!!!
davepoobond: ok!!!!!!!
Evil Hell Cow: Wha..HEY! you aint touchin’ this cows udda’! no way!
davepoobond: aww
#6438: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond
Evil Hell Cow: yano what ?
davepoobond: wut
Evil Hell Cow: I dunno…thats why I asked you
davepoobond: heh
Evil Hell Cow: name five girls you who you know, would take advantage of a poor defensless hockey stick
davepoobond: dont know any girls. sorry.
Evil Hell Cow: hmmm well I know one!!!
davepoobond: damn u
Evil Hell Cow: David (reokon) and Lila!
davepoobond: i thought you meant IRL
Evil Hell Cow: nuuu online
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: no girls online
davepoobond: heh
Evil Hell Cow: o.o….dude…..do you live in a bubble!?
davepoobond: not really