#6448: Holmes -> davepoobond

Note: at the time, davepoobond was computer shopping because the computer they had was literally a piece of shit. The specs mentioned weren’t the final components of the computer, but it was pretty close. Considering the shitfest davepoobond came from on that computer to using a new computer which was basically top of the line at the time (which also shows this IM’s age), is like heaven.


Holmes: i

Holmes: hi*

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: wats up

Holmes: ::holds back from laughing::

Holmes: the sky!


Holmes: no

Holmes: nothing

davepoobond: same with me

davepoobond: the sky part that is

davepoobond: ahahahahahahahah

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: the computer we’re thinkin of gettin is gonna cost more than 3 grand

Holmes: wow

Holmes: what is it

davepoobond: dell

davepoobond: 120 gig hd

davepoobond: dvd rw, dvd r, cd rw, cd r burner

davepoobond: 17 in flat panel

davepoobond: thats a monitor

davepoobond: opitical mouse

Holmes: …

Holmes: holy….

davepoobond: 2.26 ghz

Holmes: ……..fuckin………..

Holmes: ……………………..shit

davepoobond: 56k modem!

Holmes: …awesome?

davepoobond: 64mb geforce 4

davepoobond: the 4600 not 4200

Holmes: god damn!

Holmes: you got a fuckin thuper computer!

davepoobond: win xp home edition w/ windows xp professional office

Holmes: SHIT!

davepoobond: zip drive

davepoobond: 512 mb of ram

davepoobond: they had 1 gig of ram as an option too

Holmes: why…..must…..you….torture…..me

davepoobond: hey hey. your computer is about 20 times better than this piece of crap

davepoobond: i had to live with this thing for 6 years

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: actually using it

Holmes: it’s an antique

davepoobond: i didnt use it all the other time

davepoobond: it was originally made in 85

Holmes: yholy shit

davepoobond: its a spectacle to see, because i can actually DO things on this computer still

Holmes: hey i had to use a computer that had less then 1 gb of memory, almost NO RAM!, 14.4 modem! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TRYING TO USE A 14.4 MODEM!

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: a disk had more memory then the frickin computer!

davepoobond: we had that computer

Holmes: 14.4 on AOL…-shuts out the memory-

davepoobond: there was one we had that had less than 500 mb hard drive space

davepoobond: no AOL though

davepoobond: no modem

davepoobond: and it had 8 mb of ram

davepoobond: slow as a big crap comin out of you

Holmes: nice metaphor

davepoobond: its was a .486 w/windows 95 in it!

Holmes: comes complete with mental pictures

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: o my crap

Holmes: seriosuly imagine connecting on AOL in REALLY slow motion…

davepoobond: yeah

Holmes: it took 4 minutes to get to “Checking Password”

davepoobond: you’d have like a 7.2k modem connection really

Holmes: then it froze

Holmes: and we never signed on

davepoobond: i have a 33.6k modem, i usually get 28.8 modem connection

davepoobond: when i have 31.2k modem connection, i cant surf the net

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: that sucks

davepoobond: eh oh well

davepoobond: its not really that bad

Holmes: hmm

Holmes: i have dsl and my bro loves aol so he’s paying for it and i get to use it

davepoobond: aint that great

Holmes: because if i don’t he won’t play playstation 2

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: and if he doesn’t play playstation 2 i can’t play his x box or game cube

davepoobond: ok there’s a lotta blackmailing in your house huh

Holmes: blackmailing is our last name…almost

Holmes: not really…

Holmes: sorta..

Holmes: ok it’s not

Holmes: but it starts with the same letter

Holmes: b

davepoobond: ok

Holmes: and we get mail

Holmes: so…

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: i’ll shut up now

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