davepoobond: whoo i got 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
amber: where are you from again?
amber: i thought california people were cool
davepoobond: heh. most are
amber: but, not you, right?
davepoobond: i guess not, since i’m eating 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
davepoobond: friendly question: do you eat cheesecake?
amber: yeah, why?
davepoobond: i dont know
amber: do you?
davepoobond: oh ya
amber: what kind?
davepoobond: or just the regular kind
amber: cool, is cheesecake, really cake, or is it considered a pie?
davepoobond: i dont know. is it even cheese?
davepoobond: cake is in the name, so it has to be cake
amber: cream cheese
amber: yeah, but it looks like pie
davepoobond: its no question that apple pie or cherry pie is a pie.
davepoobond: cheese pie is non-existent
amber: yes it does exist, it’a a type of lasagna
davepoobond: thats ricotta
amber: ricotta, mozerella, and parmesean, and romano
amber: but it is considered a cheese pie
davepoobond: no its considered an italian pasta dish
davepoobond: cuz there’s meat in it
davepoobond: there’s no meat in pie unless it was a meat pie
davepoobond: or a chicken pot pie
amber: ahh, but vegetarian lasagna has no meat in it
davepoobond: otherwise, that’d just be nasty
davepoobond: but its still a dinner dish
davepoobond: and its italian
davepoobond: italians dont make deserts
amber: do you hit girls?
davepoobond: they make italian ice
amber: do you hit guys who hit girls?
davepoobond: no cuz i dont know any guys that hit girls
amber: aghh my little sister is trying to stranggle me
amber: thats ood, but if you knew one that did would you hit him?
davepoobond: then hit her
amber: no she’s 4
davepoobond: probably not, cuz if he can hit a girl, then he’d probably wouldnt mind castrating me
amber: would you hit a guy who sexually harasses a girl?
amber: if he did it right in front of you?
davepoobond: yes i would then
amber: good choice
amber: does a girl have the right to beat the crap out of the guy that sexually harasses her?
davepoobond: but not according to the law if you get filed for assault
amber: who said it was me?
davepoobond: i was speaking in a 2nd person kind of way
amber: oh ok
amber: i gotta go
davepoobond: ok bye