Mottos are needed when you want to boast about how good your site is.  Here’s a bunch of mottos and potential ad blurbs I thought up.  They may or may not be used at some point.

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Mottos:

• Squackle.com!  The Funniest Site on the Net!
• Squackle.com!  Bitches Beware!
• Squackle.com!  The Site That Saved the World! / The “Site” That Saved(?) “the” World!
• Squackle.com!  Better Than Porn!
• Squackle.com!  Annoying the World, One Person at a Time
• Squackle.com!  Annoying the World, More Than One Person at a Time
• Squackle.com!  Bringing You and Your Family Closer to Insanity
• Squackle.com!  So Much Crap, So Little Time
• Squackle.com!  70% of Our Visitors Probably Have Their Pants Around Their Ankles
• Squackle.com!  We didn’t cut the fat!
• Squackle.com!  One of the Funniest Sites on the Net (deprecated, but classic)
• Squackle.com!  A Lot of Advantages
• Squackle.com! More Visitors Than Voters in the Green Party
• There’s a place for everything, even your mom, on Squackle.com
• Keep Smilin’
• Wait a second… game reviews?

Ad Blurbs:

• Hey, fag.  Go to Squackle! www.squackle.com
• Jo MAMA lives in Bahrain! Buy the shirt at www.squackle.com
• I screwed jo mama after she went to this site www.squackle.com
• There’s naked pictures of your momma on the web. Go here to see them. www.squackle.com
• ohh The Best Part of Wakin’ Up, is screwin your mom up the assssss! www.squackle.com
• Hey, you.  Do something productive with your meaningless life and go to this meaningless site.  It’s funny!  Tell people about it, too.
• Squackle <—— funny site.   Tell people about it.
• Hey you!  Got nothing to do?  Go to this site, it’s funny, and there is funny stuff there, too!  Go as soon as you can, this shit is hi-frickin-larious.  Tell people about it, too!
• Ain’t today pretty?  Pretty boring!  Wanna get un-bored?  Go to this site, it’s funny and well worth it to go.  So go now, and tell people about it, too!