Q: When does Dracula find time to eat?
A: During a coffin break!
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Joke #17668
Q: Why wouldn’t the mailman deliver the ghost’s letter?
A: He was on his coffin break!
YES! I want my FREE COFFEE!
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Written in the profile field “Personal Quote:”
you cannot pee into a Mr. Coffee and get Tasters Choice…
– from the internet
Quote #15638
“Ten you plus tea equals you plus tea and thats what happened at the Boston Coffee Party I went to last night at a restaurant called Shmoe Joe”
– Ms. E
Joke #13068
MR. CHEAP: “How much does a cup of coffee cost?”
WAITER: “30 cents.”
MR. CHEAP: “How much for a refill?”
WAITER: “A refill is free.”
MR. CHEAP: “Great! I’ll have a refill.”
Joke #11953
MAN: “A cup of coffee without cream, please.”
WAITER: “We’re out of cream, sir, but I can give you a cup of coffee without milk.”
Joke #11603
Manager: Can you join me in a cup of coffee?
Wrestler: Think we’ll both fit?
Joke #11465
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Joke #10781
An earthling was a guest aboard a flying saucer.
Earthling (to space creature): “What is this, coffee or tea? It tastes like kerosene.”
Space creature: “It must be tea. Our coffee tastes like jet fuel!”
moozana
moozana – n. cheese coffee
haso
haso – n. a dancing coffee maker
nodro
nodro – n. a dancing coffee drinker
toffee
toffee – n. coffee taffy
Joke #9272: Senior Thesis
A group of senior citizens were exchanging complaints about their ailments.
“My arm is so weak that I can hardly hold this coffee cup.”
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad that I can’t see to pour my coffee.”
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.”
“My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.”
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”
“Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.”