Q: Why did Santa cross the road?
A: To deliver presents.
Tag Archives: Christmas
Joke #13746
Q: Which carol is about being confused during the holidays?
A: The Twelve Daze of Christmas.
Joke #13745
Q: Which carol is about a small crazy village?
A: Oh Little Town of Bedlam.
Joke #13744
Q: Which carol is about a tick and a traveling park service worker?
A: Away in a Ranger.
Joke #13743
Q: Which carol is about people who believe in destiny?
A: Oh Come All Ye Fateful.
Joke #13742
Q: Which carol is about a mute Lancelot?
A: Silent Knight.
Joke #13741
Q: Which carol is about an old suit of armor?
A: Oh Holey Knight
Joke #13740
Q: Which carol is about a not-so-smart lad?
A: The Little Dumber Boy
Joke #13739
Q: Which carol is about men with beards and moustaches?
A: God Rest Ye Hairy Gentlemen.
Joke #13738
Q: What carol does every horse love?
A: Deck the Stalls!
Joke #13737
Q: Which carol is about small royalty?
A: Wee Three Kings.
Joke #13733
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles.
Joke #13732
Q: What’s the best holiday gift to get for someone who has everything?
A: Nothing!
Joke #13731
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
A: Frostbite.
Joke #13730
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!