Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Tag Archives: Christmas
Joke #13763
Q: Why does Santa give coal to bad boys and girls?
A: Oil is too expensive!
Joke #13762
Q: What’s the worst thing about the holidays?
A: When they’re over!
Joke #13761
Q: What’s the best thing about the holidays?
A: School vacation!
Joke #13760
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman’s lesser-known brother, the baker?
A: Frosty the Doughman
Joke #13759
Q: Why was Santa angry?
A: Because of the Grinch Who Stole Christmas!
Joke #13758
Q: Who’s black and white and says “Ho, Ho, Ho!”?
A: A penguin in disguise.
Joke #13757
Q: Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
A: Because moose can’t fly, silly!
Joke #13756
Q: What is Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws.
Joke #13755
Q: What is Kris Kringle’s favorite part of a sentence?
A: A clause.
Joke #13754
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: To match Santa’s suit.
Joke #13753
Q: Who says “Ho, Ho, Ho, Help!”?
A: Santa falling down your chimney.
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Joke #13751
Q: What’s red and green and appears every Christmas?
A: An airsick Santa!
Joke #13750
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps.