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– from the TV
Tag Archives: bug
Joke #13355
Q: Which bug gobbles up trash?
A: The litter bug.
Joke #13349
Q: How do you get a free light bulb?
A: Catch a lightening bug.
Joke #12777
Being an entomologist is hard work. It would drive me buggy!
Joke #11259
Q: What’s sticky, green, has eighteen legs, and is covered with brown hair?
A: I don’t know, either. But it’s crawling out of that box of valentine chocolates!
Joke #11219
Q: Why aren’t dung beetles more popular with other bugs?
A: Dung beetles usually bring their work home with them.
Joke #11212
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits a windshield?
A: His tail.
bogdanovich
bogdanovich – n. a bug bite that impairs the use of a body part
guisetti
guisetti – n. a huge piece of lint that looks like a bug
teelee
teelee – v. to get a bug up your ass, and it tickles
gwat
gwat – n. a storm of gnats
carvalho
carvalho – n. a bug that does not die.
Ex. Who smoked my carvalho?
bugocracy
bugocracy – n. a government run by bugs