Q: What do Smurfs sing?
A: The blues.
Tag Archives: blue
Joke #17898
Q: What’s blue and cuddly, and you can play baseball on it?
A: Astro-Smurf
If you mix the colors red and blue, do you get purple or a cow?
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“the Egyptian lives next to the blue house”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15383
“hey look. I’m a blueeee ghost!”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog
Quote #15079
“don’t wear the black, without the blue. SELSUN BLUE”
– from the TV
Quote #14104
“what are these blue things? look over here so you can…ah! I’m covering them all up so you can’t see them!”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Quote #13614
“5 black 3 white 1 red 1 blue 1 orange”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #12329
TRAFFIC OFFICER: “Ma’am, what gear were you in when you had the accident?”
LADY: “I was wearing a green blouse, a white skirt and blue shoes.”
Joke #12059
Did you hear about the woman who joined the Army rather than the Navy because she looked better in green than in blue?
Joke #11711
Q: What do you know when you see three space creatures walking down the street wearing blue sweatshirts?
A: They’re all on the same team.
Joke #11678
Q: What’s red, white and blue and has lots of arms?
A: A space creature carrying an American flag.