Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
What the freaking heck?
Batmobile lost its wheel
So he hooked up with Beck
HOOOOKED UP WITH BECCCCCCCCCCK!!!
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
What the freaking heck?
Batmobile lost its wheel
So he hooked up with Beck
HOOOOKED UP WITH BECCCCCCCCCCK!!!
Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Joker took it and made an omelette
Then came a comet
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker got away, HEY!
(Repeat the previous verse twice)
Batman’s in the kitchen
Robins in the hall
Jokers in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.
Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.
Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!
desventaga – n. a line of females wearing Catwoman costumes waiting in line to shell out 15 dollars for a Batman movie.
Q: Where does Robin the Boy Wonder take his showers?
A: In the bat-room (bathroom).
Q: Who’s squeaky clean and lives in a cave?
A: Bathman.
Q: What was Bruce Wayne before he was Batman?
A: Bat boy.
orange juice, Batman special – n. an orange juice with some larcli <see larcli>
larcli – n. a drug that makes you dance like Batman
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away
hey!
(repeat)
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker took ballet
hey!
(repeat)
Batmans in the kitchen
Robins in the Hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
baterang – n. a boomerang shaped like a bat that Batman uses