Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!
Tag Archives: baby
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!
Joke #5239: The Third Baby
When a friend had her third baby in four years, I volunteered to keep the older two overnight. One night turned into several, and I was running out of supplies. I asked my husband to go over and get some things from my friend’s husband.
“Did he give you everything?” I asked later.
“Yes,” my husband said, grinning. “A box of diapers, two sacks of clothing and the children’s birth certificates.”
Joke #5203: Indian Names
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?
The dad answers, “Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees…Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
yranoitcid
yranoitcid – n. a baby bashing a butane lighter and a binder clip (in each hand) on a table
verla
verla – adj. to be pregnant without ever having sex, or help from your local sperm bank
vefen
vefen – n. a baby dressed up as a pizza
toopootoot
toopootoot – n. a queer baby
sumi
sumi – n. a sumo wrestler’s baby
subgenic
subgenic – n. a person who think they are giving birth all the time.
Ex. The patient is subgenic
snu
snu – v. to give birth through your ear
scoobooite
scoobooite – n. one who staples babies to coffee tables
safiya
safiya – v. to give birth to an alien child
ruop
ruop – v. to give birth to a baby by yourself while you are pregnant
poqew
poqew – n. a baby dressed up as a chef