“this thing must haul MAJOR ass…”
– Little Nicky (2000)
Tag Archives: ass
Quote #14631
“Los Locos kick your ass,
Los Locos kick your face,
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!”
– Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Quote #14048
“maybe sittin’ on your tush the rest of the time”
– Mrs. Dolt
Quote #14044
“when he came out of the pool, his whole backside showed”
– Mrs. Dolt
Quote #14038
“I brought a toy for me to play with while you guys are busting your butts!”
– Mrs. Dolt
Quote #14011
“Only trust the people that will scratch your ass for you, and chances are, those people are limited to YOU.”
– Artur P. Dribble
Joke #11226
Q: What did the class see when Dawn bent over too far?
A: The crack of Dawn.
Joke #11225
Q: What happened to the class when Johnny bent over too far?
A: They cracked up.
Joke #11222
Q: What condition occurs when someone bends over while steering a sailboat?
A: Ruddy cheeks.
Joke #11221
Q: What condition occurs when someone bends over while working on a sink?
A: Plumber’s butt.
Joke #11220
Q: What effect did the medicine have on the germs in the lower intestine?
A: It really wrecked’em (rectum).
Ass Crack Man
So I was driving to my internship and finding a place to park earlier today, and I see this dude wearing only his boxers and a weird teal shirt that was showing entirely too much shoulder and weird moccasin-type footwear.
To my displeasure, the man’s ass crack began to show, like half of his ass. I thought to myself, "this could not be any worse." But it did. As I was parking (he was right by where I was parking), he bends down and picks something up. I tried to look away, but I was forced to have him in my peripheral vision since I was still driving.
DISGUSTING.
domlunmarmiejueviesab
domlunmarmiejueviesab – n. a flea that falls into your ass
poosterior
poosterior – n. an ass with poo on it or in it.
Ex. Look at her poosterior!
pesht
pesht – adj. to have a pencil up your ass