You should message me if
“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
You should message me if
“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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This episode we talk about sexy Asians and how cute their feet are. We also talk about all of these hot Asian girls in this post here:
And we talk about X-Men: Days of Future Past.
“****I AM NOT HISPANIC,I AM ASIAN AND WHITE*** quit messaging me In Spanish hahaha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
(This girl’s profile picture is literally just her huge cleavage)
“Sex sex sex what else would i want out of this site? People who say want a relationship are fakes and flakes on here. All they want is ****. If you can prove me wrong on what i just said then cool. So with that said… Dont waste my time and be straight forward on what you want. Im done being the nice girl… Im ready to be kinky and naughty!!!!!
white boy is a must! No Hispanics specially no black guys.. Sorry just not my type. And no Asians!!! 1000% White caucasians and disease free!!!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
A man goes into a shop and sees three jars on a table.
The first jar says “Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint”. The second says “Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint”, and the third says ” Black Brains, $100.00 a pint.”
“Hey, why are these Black brains $100 bucks a pint?” asked the man.
The shop owner replied, “You know how many blacks you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?”
Q: How do you blind an Asian?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
“don’t trust the yellow man!”
– from the Radio
pyuau – n. what an Asian ghost says
gooikey – n. a stupid Asian called Leslie who has friends and wanks everyday before he goes to school
godell – n. a midget Asian on a chair writing on a chalkboard
genfrey – n. a pregnant Asian woman in a tight dress
chopimp – n. a short Asian pimp
breviat – n. a picture of 17 unhappy Asians and 1 unhappy white woman