Q: Which movie actress really takes the cake?
A: Doris Day-nish!
Tag Archives: actress
A-cur-demy Award-winning Mew-vie Stars
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Mickey Meowse
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Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel
Goldiefish Hawn
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Mary Tyler Moo-er
Johnny Curson
Joke #17461
Q: Who is the all-time favorite actress among pet lizards?
A: E-Lizard-beth Taylor!
Joke #12898
ACTRESS: “My husband wants a divorce.”
AGENT: “What do you think you should do?”
ACTRESS: “I really don’t know what to do. My psychiatrist is away on a vacation.”
Joke #12863
ACTOR: “I hope the cameraman catches my best side!”
ACTRESS: “What’s that? The back of your head?”
tussaud
tussaud – v. to hug, touch, compare height, look at shoe sizes and take pictures with your favorite movie stars
pietella
pietella – n. a guest star that guest stars on every episode
naebnaes
naebnaes – n. a pissed off actor/actress who slaps midgets
amet
amet – n. a 15 member chorus made up of all women actresses
actor / actress
actor / actress – n. somebody that gets paid WAY too much
;} an asshole that gets paid big bucks to have fun
;} if a person’s parent was an actor, they get to be one too. Wow, tough job. It beats working for a living.
;} a man/woman who tries to be everything but themself