Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid a gun.
Shot his butt
At Pizza Hut
In 1991,
HEY!!
Category Archives: (F) Jingle Bells Songs
Jingle Bells Song #26207
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Wonder Woman
Lost her bosoms
On a sunny day
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Superman
Lost his underpants
When he went on holiday!
Jingle Bells Song #26206
Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m almost dead,
I crash into a telephone pole
And landed on my head!!
Jingle Bells Song #26205
JINGLE BELLS,
YOUR SITE SMELLS,
YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING LAME!
THIS SONG SUCKS,
MY BIG NUTS,
WHILE YOU ALL GET GANG BANGED! HEY!
Jingle Bells Song #26193
Running through the sand
In a one-manned scuba tank
Over the coral we go,
Laughing all the way;
Jellyfish they sting,
Making running hard
What fun it is to run and sting
In Spongebob land we go
Jingle Bells
Spongebob smells
Sandi drowned alive
Patrick Died and Squidward cried
And Gary saved the day, Meow!
A day or 2 ago
I though we’d hurt Spongebob
And soon we went to dive
To get that little sponge
He was in underwear
Misfortune seemed the plot
He ran from to Crusty Crab’s
We caught that little whore
Jingle Bells
Spongebob smells
Sandi drowned alive
Patrick Died and Squidward cried
And Gary saved the day,
And Gary Saved The Day! Meow!
Jingle Bells Song #25662
Jingle bells,
Sasuke smells,
Naruto laid an egg,
Gia mobile,
lost it’s wheel,
and Orochimaru did ballet!
Jingle Bells Song #24798
Going through the road,
On my Chevrolet,
Down the hill I go,
Drinking all the way,
HAHAHA
I’m crashing all the cars,
The police are at the bar,
Then I throw my root beer can
At the drunk guy in the car
HEY!
Jingle Bells Song #24797
Jingle Bells
You all smell
Robin laid an egg!
Santa got a 44
and shot all you
idiots in the head!
Ha Ha Ha
FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells
Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow
Chorus:
Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse
Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad
Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see
Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25
Chorus
Jingle Bells Song #24728
Jingle bells,
Batman smells
A million miles away
Stick your fingers up your nose
Then you’ll be ok. Hey…
Jingle Bells Song #24697
Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24571
Jingle Bells
Barney smells
BJ laid an egg
Baby Bop lost a leg
And the kids killed em’ hey!
Jingle Bells Song #24443
Dashing through the snow
With one broken leg
Over the hills I go
Crashing all the way
Ha ha ha
Everyone saying die
While I go flying by
I’m on my way to the hospital
While everyone says “alright!”
Jingle Bells Song #24442
Jingle Bells
Joker smells
Penguin laid an egg
Jokemobile lost its wheel
and Batman saved the day
Hey!
Jingle Bells Song #24440
Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker’s in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!
Joker just went number 2
in Batman’s shoe,
Robin’s in the bathroom
cleaning up the doo!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away!