Gliding through the Snow,
On a pair of Broken Skis,
Over the snow we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m almost dead,
But now I’m in the Hospital Bed
With Stitches in my head!
Category Archives: (F) Jingle Bells Songs
Jingle Bells Song #7284
Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Joker stole the Batmobile
And then he rode away!
Jingle Bells Song #7283
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away
hey!
(repeat)
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker took ballet
hey!
(repeat)
Batmans in the kitchen
Robins in the Hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
Jingle Bells Song #7210: Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
run across a field
oh what fun
it is to run
free-balling all the way
hey!
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
swing across a tree
Now you’re like George of the Jungle
‘cept the squirrels gave you rabies
hey!
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
walk into a seven-eleven
they won’t want you to be there
you’re bad for business
and they don’t want to be gay
hey!