Q: What kind of clothing does a house wear?
A: Address
Joke #5406
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold
Joke #5405
Q: What’s brown and has holes in it?
A: Swiss shit
Joke #5404
Q: What do bees use to cut wood?
A: Buzz saws
Joke #5403
Q: Where do plants play football?
A: The ivy league
Joke #5402
Q: What’s more dangerous than pulling out a shark’s tooth?
A: Giving a porcupine a back rub
Joke #5401
Q: How do you make a 10 year old boy cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear
Joke #5400
Q: What happens when a piece of baseball equipment weds a G-string?
A: Simple, a bat marries a thong.
Joke #5399
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later
Joke #5398
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson
Joke #5397
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
Fuck off you’re giving me a headache
Joke #5396
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I just
I just who
I just fucked your mom
Joke #5395
Knock Knock
Who dares!
You were supposed to say who’s there
You were supposed to say whose there who?
… =/
Joke #5394
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on our door?
Joke #5393
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?