eurios – n. a fake mustache that you wear with the explicit purpose of making people laugh in church
furiosoqu
furiosoqu – v. to fall asleep while being shaved by a barber
enooneknow
enooneknow – n. a bartender that cuts off children’s ears
paseiamos
paseiamos – n. an adult riding in a baby carriage
trabaynando
trabaynando – n. a broom/shovel combination tool
riudado
riudado – v. to put salt on train tracks
supiesto
supiesto – v. to sneeze on a train
paispor
paispor – n. a traffic violation that results in being punished by being hung on a chain fence and fed only bread and water for a week.
mec
mec – n. a hat that might frighten a timid person
guffstream
guffstream – v. to try on more than six dresses in one store
kijimol
kijimol – n. a woman dressed up as Santa Claus
pimlico
pimlico – v. to lift your skirt higher than six inches to avoid a mud puddle
kaplan
kaplan – v. to undress in front of the photo of a man
tuviesen
tuviesen – n. a fixture in which men’s and women’s undergarments are hanging on the same rack
nesconta
nesconta – adv. to be arrested for attending a public dance without wearing a corset