Q: Why are racist jokes so short?
A: So racists can understand them.
Joke #5466
Q: How many modems do you smoke before getting high?
A: 12.
Joke #5465
Q: How many toilets does it take to smoke a jar?
A: None, you stupid ape!
Joke #5464
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ninety, but only if it’s an Argon light.
Joke #5463
Q: How many Godzillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: RAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Joke #5462
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when having sex?
A: Cause they have cotton balls
Joke #5461
Q: What did Joel say to Kristin?
A: Let’s have sex!
Joke #5460
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
A: Acne comes on your face after puberty.
Joke #5459
Q: What’s better than winning the para-lympics?
A: Being able to walk.
Joke #5458
Q: How do you castrate a priest?
A: Kick the altar boy in the head.
Joke #5457
Q: How can you tell this site is gay?
A: Cause its as funny as your mom on drugs
Joke #5456
Q: Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
A: Clitty litter
Joke #5455
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!
Joke #5453
Q: Why did the poo cross the road?
A: It never did; poo doesn’t have legs.