Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
A: They’re both stuck up cunts.
Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
A: They’re both stuck up cunts.
Q: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Q: What’s big, long, and white?
A: I still don’t know yet.
Q: What’s the difference between two gay guys and a freezer?
A: When you pull the meat out of the freezer, it dosent fart.
Q: What do you call a bunch of White people in a Swimming Pool
A: Rice Bubbles
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Swimming Pool
A: Cocoa Pops
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Red mini
A: A Jaffa
Q: What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A:“Hey! Watch this!”
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck Britney Spears?
A: Because he didn’t have a boner in his body!
Q: What do you get when you blow up Glendale?
A: Armo-geddon
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt