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(C) Racist Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, Jokes

Joke #5557

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?

A: They’re both stuck up cunts.

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Joke #5556

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

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Joke #5555

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s big, long, and white?

A: I still don’t know yet.

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Joke #5554

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between two gay guys and a freezer?

A: When you pull the meat out of the freezer, it dosent fart.

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Joke #5553

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a bunch of White people in a Swimming Pool

A: Rice Bubbles

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Joke #5552

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Swimming Pool

A: Cocoa Pops

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Joke #5551

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Red mini

A: A Jaffa

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Joke #5550

September 7, 2007 brainchick91 Leave a comment

Q: What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

A:“Hey! Watch this!”

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Joke #5549

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck Britney Spears?

A: Because he didn’t have a boner in his body!

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Joke #5548

September 7, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you get when you blow up Glendale?

A: Armo-geddon

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Joke #5547

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?

A: Making a bong out of it.

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Joke #5546

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

A: Fucked

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Joke #5545

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

A: Bob

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Joke #5544

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?

A: Sandy

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Joke #5543

September 7, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?

A: Matt

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