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Airplane Soccer – Rules

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Materials: A working airplane, soccer balls

# of Players: At least 2 plus 2 referees, and a pilot

What You Do:

1. Take out all the seats in the airplane

2. Take off into the air, with the doors closed

3. While in the air, start playing soccer, and the 2 referees open the doors to the outside. Caution: The referees may die without proper precautions, like a parachute.

4. Kick the ball into the door on the other person’s side and out the door

5. If there is a goalie, they have to stand right next to the door and save the ball before it goes out

6. After 80 minutes of play, whoever has the most points or one team that is left alive, wins

Boundaries: The airplane

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Pencil Wrestling – Rules

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Materials needed: A pencil or a pen, a TV

# of players: 1 or more

What you do:

1. Watch any wrestling program long enough to know and memorize their moves

2. Take a pen or pencil

3. Start performing moves on the pencil or pen, with your hand. This is just a “warm up,” but since you cant really get to #4 all the time, you mainly do it with pencils by yourself

4. Now, get 2 friends, one to be your opponent and another to be referee

5. Start wrestling with your opponents hand like it was a pencil, or pen, or whatever you “warmed up” with.

6. “Pin” your opponent for 3 counts

7. You can have whole tournaments with all your friends!

Boundaries: The wrestling “rink” if there are any

Modes of Play:

Practice = 1 hand vs. pencil

1vs1 = 1 hand vs. 1 hand

Tag Practice = 2 hands vs. pencil

2vs1 = 2 hands vs. 1 hand

2vs2 = 2 hands vs. 2 hands

and so on…

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Kill the Gnats! – Rules

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Materials needed: Fly swatter, RV with a light on the outside

# of players: as many as you want

What you do:

1. Turn on the RV light for the outside

2. Wait until night, until a storm of gnats come and start buzzing around the light on your RV.

3. Start swatting them like mad, until they’re all dead.

4. Gnats are about 1/3 as “smart” as a fly, so they’re easy to kill. Have fun, and be ready for a big mess to clean up the next day…

Boundaries: None

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High School Chair Thingy Twist – Rules

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Materials needed: A lot of high school chair thingys with table attached to them, and make at least 2 rows of the same amount of chairs. The more rows you have, the more can play.

# of players: 2 or more

What you do:

1. After you get all the materials, have everybody playing sit in the first chairs in the row, only one person per row.

2. After someone says “go,” twist to the left/right and don’t let go of the table of the seat behind you and sit in that chair and then repeat until you get to the last chair as fast as you can.

3. Whoever gets into the last seat wins. This game is guaranteed to break your shoes and lots of “fun.” If you don’t get fun out of this, why do people wash windows and say, “It was fun?”

Boundaries: The general area of the row, meaning you can’t break out and run away from the game and still be in it

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Sandwich Wall – Rules

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Materials needed: 2 walls parallel to each other (its easier to play), a sandwich no one wants that is in a plastic bag

# of players: 2 or more

What you do:

1. Someone starts out with a sandwich and throws it against the wall.

2. After the sandwich hits the wall, it must hit another player before touching the ground. the player that gets hit then picks up the sandwich and does the same to another player.

3. Repeat until sandwich “explodes” out of bag (in other words, when sandwich comes out of the broken bag all crumpled and nasty).

4. No one really wins this game but its really fun.

Boundaries: The general area of the area you’re playing in

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Battery Toss – Rules

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Materials needed: battery, wall, hands

# of players: 2 or more

What you do:

1. Choose order of people

2. 1st player throws battery at wall, must be thrown underhand.

3. Has to hit above 7 feet high on the wall

4. 2nd player must catch battery before it hits the ground

5. Repeat until someone drops the battery, whoever drops the battery is out, then 1st player throws again, and keep going until another person gets out.

Boundaries: Each side is 10 yards, including the wall. everything out of the boundaries is out. 5 feet from the wall out is also out of bounds. the battery must fall inside boundary lines to be in. if the first player throws it and it goes out of bounds, he gets another chance, if it goes out again, he’s out. Last player to survive wins and gets to be 1st player of next game.