#6130: Bread -> davepoobond

Bread: Kiwi

davepoobond: apple

Bread: Oreo

davepoobond: nutter butter

Bread: Swiss Roll

davepoobond: ho-ho

Bread: Brownies..

davepoobond: twinkie

Bread: Mashmellow time!!!

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: red vine

davepoobond: time

Bread: Smores??

davepoobond: granola

Bread: Fruit loops…

Bread: Hey brb

davepoobond: frosted flakes

davepoobond: ok

Bread: SPOON!!!!!

davepoobond: KNIFE

Bread: Hey Fork off….

davepoobond: hey hey…..spatula away from me

#6129: Holmes -> davepoobond

Holmes: would u eat bugs

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: l;ady bugs?

Holmes: foot worms?

davepoobond: yeah, they taste like chicken

Holmes: ew

davepoobond: do you like chicken?

Holmes: ok thats just nasty

Holmes: not any more

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: hey do you have AOL 6.0?

davepoobond: no

Holmes: why

davepoobond: AOL 6.0 is bad..

davepoobond: i heard it from pretty much everyone

Holmes: not much difference

Holmes: you get to have symbol thingies on the IM’s

davepoobond: big whoop

davepoobond: i have that on AIM

Holmes: well you stink!

davepoobond: and

Holmes: stink rhymes with cheese if you add ink to the end of cheese

davepoobond: k

Holmes: think cheese and stink are related words, seperated at birth?

davepoobond: …………………………………………..sorta

Holmes: i don’t like your tone

davepoobond: i dont like your treble

Holmes: i don’t like your bass

davepoobond: i dont like your volume

Holmes: …that sounds nasty

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i dont like your synthesizer

Holmes: i don’t like your beats

Holmes: ::loking at computer volume conrtols:: I don’t like your microphone balance

davepoobond: i dont like your mp3 player

davepoobond: or your speakers

Holmes: whats wrong with napster and polkaudio?

Holmes: heh polkaudio

davepoobond: you’re on it

Holmes: well my speakers can’t hear you so NAH

davepoobond: NAH

davepoobond: you no NAH nah you nah naher

Holmes: ralph naher

Holmes: oh no, my mom’s watching the stupid spanish soap operas again

Holmes: those are SOOOOOOOOooo stupid

Holmes: she doesn’t understand spanish, only portuguese but there close so she watches it

davepoobond: HAHA

Holmes: theres this lady on one of em that changes her hair color everyday! it’s meant to match her clothes

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: ugh i turned it off and she yelled at me lol

#6128: Holmes -> davepoobond

Holmes: twinkies

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: twinkies

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: twinkies

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: twinkies twinkies

Holmes: go eat a twinkie

davepoobond: no

Holmes: you people come in here eatin twinkies like theres no tommorow

davepoobond: not me

davepoobond: i dont

davepoobond: you do

davepoobond: but not me

Holmes: you disgust me

Holmes: i wasn’t talking to you!

Holmes: i was talking to me so excuse your self from the converstaion!

davepoobond: yes you were

davepoobond: you were talking about us!

davepoobond: and we dont appreciate it

Holmes: this is an A – A conversaion, no B’s

davepoobond: ::blinks:: yeah

Holmes: well you two can go eat stuffed shrimp for all i care

davepoobond: us two who?

Holmes: me and you, i’m so sick of me especially. Comes in here acting like his farts don’t stink

davepoobond: ew

davepoobond: thats nasty

davepoobond: and also do you say “smealt it, you dealt it” to yourself then?

Holmes: yeah but then myself always comes back by sayin “rhymed it, crimed it”

davepoobond: lol!

davepoobond: maybe you should stop it?

Holmes: but me loves beans!

davepoobond: then….eat guisantes

davepoobond: i dont know what they are in English

Holmes: mmm anything with a g is good…

davepoobond: ok

Holmes: germs, grease…

Holmes: ground-up coffee, glasses they all taste good

#6127: JENtle touch 69 -> davepoobond

JENtle touch 69: hey sexy davepoobond, are you sexually addicted? Click here BABY!!!

davepoobond: dude. i’m not sexually addicted

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn anyway?

davepoobond: dude

davepoobond: dude

davepoobond: are you there?

davepoobond: dude

davepoobond: hello?

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: you’re a weirod man

davepoobond: yeah, you heard me. you’re a weirod

davepoobond: bye

#6125: Holmes -> davepoobond

Holmes: Ay, happy saint patty’s dey to ye

davepoobond: yay

Holmes: has anyone seen me lucky charms?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: they were shot

Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ay me pot of gold! By stars the were all i got!

davepoobond: i ate that pot

Holmes: ay boy, that pot was made of liquor, gold, metal and marijuana, you be shittin on the toilet for the next 30 years!

davepoobond: and?

Holmes: Boy, not all thee pepto bismol in the world can cure the shittin’ you’ll be doin’!

davepoobond: so

Holmes: BOY IS THERE ANY COMMON CENT-SA IN YA! YOU’LL SHIT SO BADLY, YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN TA SHIT

davepoobond: i feel at ease when i do that

Holmes: You’ll beg fora constapation boy!

#6124: davepoobond -> Crest kid

davepoobond: hey you

Crest kid: who the fuck is this

davepoobond: i was going to ask the same thing

davepoobond: you fuckin bitch

davepoobond: what the HELL are you doing on my buddy list, fag

Crest kid: u imed me tho…

davepoobond: and?

davepoobond: i didnt IM you first

davepoobond: what are you talking about?

davepoobond: since when did i do that?

davepoobond: hello?

Crest kid: ur kinda gay

Crest kid: bye

davepoobond: i’m not kinda gay

davepoobond: i’m not gay at all

davepoobond: ass

davepoobond: die!

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: you suck

Crest kid: lol

Crest kid: ok

davepoobond: hahah

davepoobond: that was funny

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello?

Crest kid: hi

davepoobond: hi

Crest kid: ya

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hi

Crest kid: ya

davepoobond: hi

Crest kid: ok

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: do you like hamburgers?

davepoobond: your icon is stupid

davepoobond: thats why i’m asking

davepoobond: cant you get a better one?

Crest kid: ya prolly

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: get an explosion

Crest kid: so doi know u?

davepoobond: like i do

Crest kid: uhh

davepoobond: i dont think you do

Crest kid: u dont have an explosion homie

Crest kid: u aint got shit

davepoobond: wait a sec

davepoobond: i’ll get it on

davepoobond: ok

Crest kid: k

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: did you get it

davepoobond: yay a penguin

davepoobond: thats better

davepoobond: penguins look funny

Crest kid: so serioous who r u?

davepoobond: mack

Crest kid: mack?

Crest kid: wtf

davepoobond: yeah

Crest kid: i dnt lknwo ne mack

davepoobond: my parents named me it, what am i supposed to do?

Crest kid: o lol i guess

Crest kid: so serious how ju get my sn?

davepoobond: i dont know, it was on my buddy list

davepoobond: thats why i was asking you

Crest kid: hey wtf is ur secret message ?

Crest kid: i cant find it

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: you looked there

Crest kid: ya

Crest kid: lol

davepoobond: its not that hard

Crest kid: ytf r u so wierd?

davepoobond: i’m not weird at all

::he IMs me on a different sn, but i know its him::

Crest kid: k

davepoobond: k?

davepoobond: yay, chris farley

Crest kid: lol

Crest kid: ya fo0

Crest kid: hes the shit…

Crest kid: having…

Crest kid: 19 toes is a pain ?

davepoobond: yeah

Crest kid: tahts it?

davepoobond: i told you its not that hard

Crest kid: k

Crest kid: i like mine better

Crest kid: my info

davepoobond: its gay

davepoobond: i see that all the time

Crest kid: thats dick fo0o

Crest kid: dont hate…

Crest kid: y u gottta talk jelly bout ma info..

davepoobond: because your strawberries are rotten

davepoobond: thats why

Crest kid: lol

Crest kid: so where the fuck r u from?

davepoobond: alabama

Crest kid: alabama?

Crest kid: wtf

Crest kid: r u a n*gger

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: yes, alabama

davepoobond: its a state

davepoobond: in the US

Crest kid: i know

Crest kid: im in pe iite

Crest kid: i know my states

#6123: davepoobond -> FireRaze

davepoobond: !!

FireRaze: what?

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: i’m putting my socks on

davepoobond: whee

FireRaze: ??

davepoobond: ??

FireRaze: ????

davepoobond: ????

FireRaze: ?????????????

davepoobond: ??????????????????????????????????????????

FireRaze: ?????????????????????????????

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davepoobond: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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FireRaze: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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#6122: davepoobond -> bensair

davepoobond: whoaa

bensair: who are ya

davepoobond: dont you remember me?

bensair: umm

bensair: oh yeah

bensair: from bw

davepoobond: yeah

bensair: 8*9=72

bensair: 6dasdfo;*hslkh6salkfhdsa

davepoobond: yep

bensair: fa

bensair: 6*6

bensair: a

bensair: 36

bensair: 4561

bensair: 15

bensair: 45

bensair: we are experiencing technical difuctties

bensair: :-):-)

bensair: dah

bensair: ok

bensair: i ok now

bensair: me brother fighting

davepoobond: ok

bensair: r u on starcraft

bensair: i am

davepoobond: no

bensair: channel wolfy

davepoobond: just said i wasnt..

bensair: ok

bensair: :'(

#6121: davepoobond -> Shadoe

davepoobond: heh

Shadoe: huh

davepoobond: brb

Shadoe: brb

davepoobond: bak

Shadoe: bak

davepoobond: heh

Shadoe: huh

davepoobond: whee

Shadoe: weee

davepoobond: k

Shadoe: kay

davepoobond: mmhmmm

Shadoe: mhmm

davepoobond: u

Shadoe: you

davepoobond: a

Shadoe: aye

davepoobond: b

Shadoe: bye

Shadoe: bee*

davepoobond: bye

Shadoe: buy

davepoobond: l

Shadoe: won

davepoobond: 1

Shadoe: one

davepoobond: 7

Shadoe: seven

davepoobond: 0002

Shadoe: too

davepoobond: 9922

Shadoe: nininetootoo

davepoobond: …

Shadoe: .

davepoobond: oooo

Shadoe: ohohohoh

davepoobond: Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0

Shadoe: o

davepoobond: you cant get the best of me! can hold me down!

davepoobond: cant*

Shadoe: u can`t gett thuh besst ov mee!! caand hould mee doun!!

Shadoe: CANEDSTAR

davepoobond: can u moo

Shadoe: kan you mooo?

davepoobond: yep

#6120: Vegaa -> davepoobond

Vegaa: HI ASL

davepoobond: 15

Vegaa: M/OR F

davepoobond: F

Vegaa: GOT A PIC

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: >; |

davepoobond: thats it

Vegaa: CAN I SEE

davepoobond: i just showed you

davepoobond: where’s yours?

Vegaa: I DONT SEE UR PIC

davepoobond: here: >; |

davepoobond: thats it

Vegaa: THATS NOT A PIC

davepoobond: yes it is

Vegaa: NO ITS NOT

davepoobond: YES

davepoobond: i think i know what is or isnt

davepoobond: go away

#6119: monkeytutu -> davepoobond

Note: little does davepoobond know, that “monkeytutu” is actually stimpyismyname…!

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monkeytutu: i like squackle

davepoobond: ok

monkeytutu: CAN I JOIN?

davepoobond: no, you’re a loser

davepoobond: i will kill you

davepoobond: die

monkeytutu: oooohh….

monkeytutu: burn…..

monkeytutu: hey

monkeytutu: you could put this on dumb ims!

davepoobond: hi

monkeytutu: im helping already!

davepoobond: yep, that i could

monkeytutu: aby yo yo

monkeytutu: ABY YO YO!!!

monkeytutu: abiyoyo

monkeytutu: actually

davepoobond: no

#6118: davepoobond -> whitemagic

davepoobond: who are you

whitemagic: i am me

davepoobond: whoa

davepoobond: i am me too

whitemagic: okay…

davepoobond: you cant be me, because me is me

whitemagic: whatever

davepoobond: and me is me which is not you, because me is not you

davepoobond: and you cannot be me

davepoobond: because me is me

davepoobond: which is not you

davepoobond: because me is not you

davepoobond: and you is not me

davepoobond: me is me, only me

davepoobond: you cannot be me

whitemagic: a’ight, you can stfu now!!!

davepoobond: but, seriously, who are you

whitemagic: i already told you

davepoobond: nuh uh

whitemagic: yes i did!!!!

davepoobond: when?

whitemagic: didn’t i tell you to stfu??

davepoobond: no

whitemagic: yes i did!

whitemagic: you prolly don’t even know what that means

davepoobond: i know what that means

davepoobond: that is that

davepoobond: this is not that

davepoobond: and that is not this

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: that can only be that, because this is not that

whitemagic: what the fuck…?

davepoobond: and that is that and that is that, but this is not that, and can never be that

whitemagic: shut the fuck up already!!!!

whitemagic: goddamn….

davepoobond: fuck cannot go up

whitemagic: ….

whitemagic: ugh….

davepoobond: ugh what?

davepoobond: ugh is a cartoon character

whitemagic: you are so goddamn annoying!!!!

whitemagic: i’m just about to block you….

davepoobond: ::fart:: why do you think so?

davepoobond: nooo! dont

whitemagic: why shouldn’t i block you??

davepoobond: because

whitemagic: because why?

davepoobond: why?

davepoobond: you want me to tell you why?

davepoobond: just dont

whitemagic: that’s not a good enough answer

davepoobond: i had you on my bl for some reason

davepoobond: maybe we knew each other

whitemagic: ummm….what’s your old s/n?

davepoobond: this is the only one i use

davepoobond: havent been on it for a long time though

whitemagic: what the fuck?? i have never talked to you before…..

davepoobond: then why the hell are you on my buddy list?

davepoobond: you didnt put yourself on there

whitemagic: i don’t know you so lemme alone!!

davepoobond: lemme?

davepoobond: lemmy

davepoobond: leammy

whitemagic: ….

whitemagic: shut up!!!

davepoobond: no!!!

davepoobond: go awayyyy

davepoobond: you’re so annoying

davepoobond: i’m gonna block you

whitemagic: go ahead!

davepoobond: wah wah, cry me a river

davepoobond: y should i?

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: :-$

davepoobond: >:o

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: :-*

whitemagic: could you please leave me alone….

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: but why?

davepoobond: i thought we were best friends

davepoobond: we used to go the park together and such

whitemagic: say wha’??? umm……no

davepoobond: we went to each others birthday partys

davepoobond: and had slumber partys

whitemagic: no

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i was there

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: hello

whitemagic: be gone you annoying asshole!!!!

davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooo

whitemagic: yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss

davepoobond: nooooooooooo

davepoobond: nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

davepoobond: naaaaaaaaahhhhh!

whitemagic: yes!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: nuhhhhh uhhhhhh!

davepoobond: do you like me?

whitemagic: i don’t even know you….

davepoobond: so

whitemagic: i can’t like someone i don’t know

davepoobond: whats your point

davepoobond: whats the big deal, duuuude

whitemagic: ummmm…………go fuck yourself….

davepoobond: cant if i already diiiiiid

whitemagic: ewww

davepoobond: barbeque sauce too

whitemagic: gross….

davepoobond: i want my baby back

davepoobond: chilis

davepoobond: baby back ribs

whitemagic: can you please please please please leave me alone…

davepoobond: y

davepoobond: y not?

whitemagic: i don’t like talking to annoying people…..

davepoobond: and

whitemagic: i want you to leave me alone cause you are annoying

davepoobond: why

whitemagic: ugh….i thought i told you to leave me alone….

davepoobond: when?

whitemagic: earlier

davepoobond: how earlier

whitemagic: ya dumbass…..

davepoobond: i know you are but what am i

whitemagic: that’s sooooooooooooo old….

davepoobond: nuh uhhhhhhh

davepoobond: they used it on Thundercats yesterday!

whitemagic: ummm……thundercats???

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: a cartoon

whitemagic: you watch that gay program???

davepoobond: its not gay

davepoobond: its coo

davepoobond: thunder thunder thundercats! hoooo

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: i am lord of the thundercats

whitemagic: ummmmmm…………….get the hell away from me…….

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you go away

davepoobond: wah wah, cry me a river

whitemagic: i was here first!!!!!!!!

whitemagic: how old are you???

davepoobond: nuh uh

davepoobond: i was born b4 you

davepoobond: first you

whitemagic: …

whitemagic: a’ight that’s it…..off to block land for you!!!!!!!

davepoobond: NO

whitemagic: bye bye

davepoobond: i’ll tell you

whitemagic: …

davepoobond: its your age +1

whitemagic: how do you know my age??

davepoobond: its in your profile

whitemagic: it is??

davepoobond: yes

whitemagic: is not!!!!

davepoobond: YES!

davepoobond: made you look!

davepoobond: AHAHA

whitemagic: ….

whitemagic: where do you live???

davepoobond: depends on where you live

whitemagic: just tell me where you live or i’ll block you

davepoobond: califo

davepoobond: mmhmm

davepoobond: that i do

whitemagic: …

whitemagic: what’s your name?

davepoobond: schmin

whitemagic: what the hell kind of name is that???

davepoobond: i dont know

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: i’m Schmin De Enberg

davepoobond: its german i guess

whitemagic: okay….

davepoobond: how about u?

whitemagic: my name’s Rachel

whitemagic: i’m not telling you my last name or anything else

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i didnt know you were a girl

whitemagic: oh….

davepoobond: where do you live?

davepoobond: i told you where i did

whitemagic: MI.

davepoobond: this was a stupid IM huh

whitemagic: yeah

whitemagic: still, you didn’t tell me your age…

davepoobond: 15

whitemagic: okay…

davepoobond: urs?

whitemagic: i’m only 12

davepoobond: eh, plus 1 isnt that far away

davepoobond: wanna see my site?

davepoobond: i do a bunch of these stupid IMs for it

davepoobond: thats the main reason why i was annoying you

davepoobond: nothing like real life responses

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: lol

whitemagic: if only i lived closer to you i’d prolly come kill you….

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: its not that bad

davepoobond: i make it anonymous

davepoobond: so you dont have to worry

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: so, do you want to see it or not?

whitemagic: i don’t care…

davepoobond: so, do you want to see it or not?

whitemagic: i don’t care…

davepoobond: https://www.squackle.com/

whitemagic: ummm…….can we all say that’s a fucked up site??

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: it wont b for long

davepoobond: i’m getting a new format

whitemagic: whatever

whitemagic: …

davepoobond: what do you think of it?

whitemagic: i think it’s totally fucked up…..

davepoobond: ok

whitemagic: ….

whitemagic: okay, you’re 15 and you watch thundercats???

davepoobond: not really

davepoobond: i watch it cause its on

davepoobond: i watch Cartoon Network all day

whitemagic: uh huh

davepoobond: nothing else on

whitemagic: you’re like 15 though, you’re not supposed to watch cartoons anymore….

davepoobond: how old do you think the people that make cartoons are?

whitemagic: old old people but still….

davepoobond: what else am i supposed to watch?

davepoobond: Dark Angel?

davepoobond: 7th Heaven?

davepoobond: PLEASE! helllll no

whitemagic: Dark Angel is a cool program…..

davepoobond: quackquackquack ::laughs::

davepoobond: its the worst show ever

whitemagic: nooooooooo

davepoobond: one of them

davepoobond: its got bad acting

whitemagic: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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davepoobond: yessssss

whitemagic: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

davepoobond: x3

whitemagic: ….

whitemagic: damn you….

davepoobond: lol

whitemagic: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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whitemagic: there

whitemagic: heh

davepoobond: ::face fault::

whitemagic: huh???

davepoobond: appears you have won, young jedi

whitemagic: jedi???

whitemagic: oh my god…

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: what do you want me to call you?

whitemagic: ummm…….how about……….Rachel

whitemagic: since that is my name and all

davepoobond: hmm….interesting

davepoobond: its a bit confusing…i dont think i will

whitemagic: ….

whitemagic: dammit!!!

davepoobond: LOL

davepoobond: LOL

whitemagic: ….

davepoobond: i’ll call you a fish

davepoobond: hello a fish

davepoobond: its sorta like the A-team

davepoobond: A-Fish

whitemagic: no…

davepoobond: then what?

whitemagic: i will block you…

davepoobond: no!

whitemagic: heh heh heh

#6117: davepoobond -> Rluv4ever

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hellllllloooooo?

Rluv4ever: who the heck are you?

davepoobond: i’m davepoobond. who the heck are you

Rluv4ever: why have you IM’ed me?

davepoobond: i heard you like cinnamon and gay sex

Rluv4ever: umm, no i dont

davepoobond: well, i heard it from a very reliable source

Rluv4ever: who, your dog? Listen pal, your gonna have to leave me the hell alone or ToS will have to get involved…..

davepoobond: actually, the Crocodile Hunter

davepoobond: but thats besides the point

davepoobond: ToS? whats that?

Rluv4ever: heh, go mess with someone else, im not in the mood

davepoobond: why? wuzza matta

Rluv4ever: ToS is the AOL response team to people like you

Rluv4ever: bye

davepoobond: tell meeeee

davepoobond: i can help

davepoobond: i know therapy

davepoobond: lots of it

davepoobond: groupe therapy

davepoobond: psycho therapy

Rluv4ever signed off at 7:47:41 PM.