Holmes: Ay, happy saint patty’s dey to ye
Holmes: has anyone seen me lucky charms?
davepoobond: they were shot
Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ay me pot of gold! By stars the were all i got!
davepoobond: i ate that pot
Holmes: ay boy, that pot was made of liquor, gold, metal and marijuana, you be shittin on the toilet for the next 30 years!
Holmes: Boy, not all thee pepto bismol in the world can cure the shittin’ you’ll be doin’!
Holmes: BOY IS THERE ANY COMMON CENT-SA IN YA! YOU’LL SHIT SO BADLY, YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN TA SHIT
davepoobond: i feel at ease when i do that
Holmes: You’ll beg fora constapation boy!