davepoobond: where’s my money at bitch. i know you were out last night.
DemonHatchet: yes i ws out
DemonHatchet: i am not giving you your money ho
davepoobond: HEY! WHOS THE HO HERE
davepoobond: YOU BE DA HO
DemonHatchet: you ?
DemonHatchet: i be da pimp
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: there seems to be some misunderstanding here
DemonHatchet: yea there is where is MY money?!?!?!
davepoobond: i dont know, but you should give it to me NOW, befo i get you offa da program
davepoobond: and OUT of the system
DemonHatchet: but it is my moneyyou work for me
davepoobond: no, you work for ME
davepoobond: you get da money
davepoobond: i protect you
davepoobond: and you give me dat money
DemonHatchet: no no no you work for my little cousin
davepoobond: o i pop you in da nose
davepoobond: your little cousing!
davepoobond: WAT BOY
davepoobond: OR GIRL
DemonHatchet: yea my little cousin
davepoobond: WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE LAST
davepoobond: hold on my momma wants to talk to you
DemonHatchet: boyee i gon cap you ass….
davepoobond: who is this
davepoobond: what the HELL are you doing talking to my son
davepoobond: you should be doing less talking and more giving money to him
DemonHatchet: just having a civilized chat madame
DemonHatchet: and he works for me
davepoobond: BULLLLLLLL SHIT
davepoobond: MY SON WORKS FOR NO ONE
davepoobond: I DIDNT RAISE HIM TO BE A SLAVE
DemonHatchet: yes he does
DemonHatchet: no you raised him to be an employee…
DemonHatchet: he gets a salary of a niclke a month
davepoobond: HOW DAAAAAAAREEEEEEEE YOU
davepoobond:
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davepoobond:
davepoobond: that’s enough momaa
davepoobond: you best pay me ‘fore this day is out
DemonHatchet: oh i am so sorry you wanted THAT money ok i will give you your nickle … just write to the office building … and the director of personel will give you your nickle …
davepoobond: nickles dont do good here
davepoobond: nickels do
DemonHatchet: yea your nickel
DemonHatchet: get it ! or i will fire you
davepoobond: fire me! i fire you!
davepoobond: bitch!
davepoobond: get outta my face
DemonHatchet: no you don’t!
davepoobond: WE ARE DONE TALKING
davepoobond: DONT BE FLAPPIN YER TRAP NO MO
DemonHatchet: I am not in your face i am lounging in my computer chair
davepoobond: I DONE WITH YOU
DemonHatchet: i am typing … foo
DemonHatchet: i think i am done wit chu
DemonHatchet: hello ?
DemonHatchet: are you dead ?
davepoobond: i thought we were DONE
DemonHatchet: no i thought you died! HURRAH you’re alive!!!
davepoobond: i’m done with you
davepoobond: give me my money and go away
DemonHatchet: no it is me who is done with you
davepoobond: fine
davepoobond: dont be ‘spectin any more protection
DemonHatchet: i am going to give you your nickel
DemonHatchet: this is funn
DemonHatchet: in fact for amusing me i am giving you a 100% raise you now get a dime every month
davepoobond: that means you give me 50 dollars
davepoobond: 100% of 5 equals 50
davepoobond: didnt you ever go to ho school, ho
davepoobond: the pimp always gets 1 zero on the end of a 100% increase
DemonHatchet: 100% of 5cents is 5 cents
davepoobond: AHEM
DemonHatchet: adding that to 5 is 10 which= a dime
davepoobond: didn’t you learn ANYTHING
DemonHatchet: yea i learned how to nap
davepoobond: .
DemonHatchet: i only payed attention in kindergraden
DemonHatchet: *paid
davepoobond: whos Attention
DemonHatchet: my half brother from kansas my step father was high when he named him
DemonHatchet: i gave him a cookie
davepoobond: what brand
DemonHatchet: oreo
davepoobond: ah HA
DemonHatchet: ?
davepoobond: how did i KNOW you were going to say that
DemonHatchet: becuase you like oreos
DemonHatchet: and they taste good
DemonHatchet: do you know why you knew i was gonna say oreo ?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: because all people that use oreos are hypocrites
DemonHatchet: iu am a hypocrite? it is you who are the htpocrite …. you lied about your mother she was you!
DemonHatchet: either that or you have multiple personality disorders
davepoobond: shut up
DemonHatchet: well if you are going to continue the funny i will brb
DemonHatchet: no
DemonHatchet: can i call you mr paperclip ?
DemonHatchet: ok fine then later mr paper clip … feel free to im me again it was funny
