#6431: davepoobond -> The Peaman Thats Not a Man

davepoobond: kusa la goopa goop

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i love dexter’s lab

davepoobond: yaa

davepoobond: seen em all

davepoobond: except all of ego trip

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: yeah

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i’m not that obsessed

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: too bad they arent makin them tho

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: so what’s cookin’ good lookin’?

#6429: Holmes -> davepoobond

Holmes: i’m watchin the video

davepoobond: for what

Holmes: were not gonna take it

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: the fuck? the father looks like a psycho

davepoobond: lol i know

davepoobond: they did that beginning part in the lit video

davepoobond: my own worst enemy

Holmes: “i carried a m16 AND YOU…YOU…YOU CARRY THAT GUITAR!!!!”

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU WANNA WITH YOUR LIFEEEEEEEE

Holmes: and the father just fell out of the window for no reason

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: what an idiot!

Holmes: he got slammed by the door 6 times in a row!

Holmes: the father

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: heh he fell out of the window again

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: LMAPO!!!!!!!!

Holmes: LOL

davepoobond: he flew through the wall?

Holmes: He tried pulling of some tarzan shit and crashed into a wall!

Holmes: yeah lol

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: omg

Holmes: that was terrible

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i love that video

Holmes: i can’t stop laughing

davepoobond: did you see that part like he got cornered, and there’s no windows around him

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: so he crosses his arms, and nods, smiling

Holmes: that was the end

davepoobond: then he flies through the wall

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: yeah lol

Holmes: that was hilarious

#6428: davepoobond -> wangerspanker

davepoobond: hey

wangerspanker: yep?

davepoobond: hi

wangerspanker: sup?

davepoobond: nothin much, you

wangerspanker: chillin

davepoobond: same

wangerspanker: im downloading kazaa

davepoobond: cool

wangerspanker: it seems nice.

wangerspanker: yo know whhat it is right?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i had it but my version got too old to be updated

davepoobond: so i said “screw it” and uninstalled it

wangerspanker: lol

wangerspanker: thats what im gonna do with winamp

davepoobond: uninstall it?

wangerspanker: yep

davepoobond: its a good program though

davepoobond: i think i got this plug in that you can see these cool colors on your screen

davepoobond: its pretty awesome for about 20 seconds

wangerspanker: yea i have that

wangerspanker: it gets old

wangerspanker: fast

davepoobond: yep

#6427: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond

Evil Hell Cow: how’s your job search goin ?

davepoobond: going nowhere

davepoobond: no one is hiring

davepoobond: i called taco bell and another restaurant today

davepoobond: asked them about my app

davepoobond: they said to call another day

davepoobond: both

davepoobond: that’s the only ones i can remember i gave my app into

davepoobond: my equal sign is stickin down

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Evil Hell Cow: Alright

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davepoobond: do you know if that white thing under the key comes off

davepoobond: =========================================================================

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: =================

Evil Hell Cow: no it doesnt

davepoobond: ok good thing i didnt try takin it off

#6425: davepoobond -> Lil Angel Gurl

davepoobond: hey

Lil Angel Gurl: hey

davepoobond: what’d you say

davepoobond: i cant recognize you without shifting from capital to lower case

Lil Angel Gurl: haha

Lil Angel Gurl: o shuDdUps

Lil Angel Gurl: =)

davepoobond: thatsa girlllll

Lil Angel Gurl: haha

Lil Angel Gurl: o sHuDduPs

Lil Angel Gurl: =)

Lil Angel Gurl: uR jUsS jEaLoUs

Lil Angel Gurl: =Þ

davepoobond: so howsa girl

Lil Angel Gurl: im kOo

Lil Angel Gurl: n yOus?

davepoobond: all right

Lil Angel Gurl: kOols

#6424: Automatic Man -> davepoobond

davepoobond sent out a newsletter (which is pretty much once every 3 months) and Automatic Man was subscribed to it

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Automatic Man: dont send me more emails

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: y not

Automatic Man: cuz its annoying

davepoobond: comon that’s 1 since april. its the end of july now

Automatic Man: NO

Automatic Man: thats one small step for man, one giant step for………. i have a dream!

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: thats nice

davepoobond: so whats up

Automatic Man: my dick

davepoobond: thats spectacular. how long did it take you this time

Automatic Man: only 10 mins with that new viagra

#6421: wangerspanker -> davepoobond

wangerspanker: whoa!

davepoobond: what

wangerspanker: im not online and i can im people still

davepoobond: wtf

wangerspanker: wierd

davepoobond: ur still connected then though

wangerspanker: i dont see how

davepoobond: you pry have DSL or cable dont you

wangerspanker: no…boring old modem

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: it musta not disconnected then

wangerspanker: sw-weet

wangerspanker: there it goes im going..bye bye bye bye……

davepoobond: ok bye

davepoobond: ur still on

wangerspanker: yea freaky

wangerspanker: its my winamp..it stays on till i say stop

davepoobond: heh

#6419: davepoobond -> texasfan

In the chat, texansfan was talking about stupid shit about earning money working at home or something like that.

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davepoobond: i wanna make 200-2000 dollars a week. how do i do it

davepoobond: but i dont wanna sign up for anything

davepoobond: u have to tell me how to do it over IM

texasfan: y not

texasfan: it free

davepoobond: yeah so what

davepoobond: i told u i dont wanna sign up for anything

texasfan: ok then u dont have to do it then

texasfan: bye

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: what are you trying to pull here

davepoobond: i wanna make 200 to 2000 bucks

texasfan: u have to sing up to somethin that is free so that they know u work for them and so the can send u checks

davepoobond: what do you do

davepoobond: what do you have to do for them

davepoobond: be a prostitute?

davepoobond: cuz i’m already doing that

texasfan: no it is not porn

texasfan: u advertise there web site

texasfan: and get poeple to bye it

davepoobond: but if i dont, then i dont get payed then wouldnt i

texasfan: ya

texasfan: or if u get pople to work for u then the can sell stuff and then u would get payed

davepoobond: but then i’d be doing that for you wouldnt i

davepoobond: and you’d b getting money

texasfan: not if u get people to sing up on ur web site that they give u then i would get no money

davepoobond: hmmm

davepoobond: interesting

texasfan: well i am gonna go right now i will be on later

davepoobond: ok

Previous message was not received by texansfan because of error: User texansfan is not available.

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Since he blocked me, I insulted him in the chat room he was in when he came back later.

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texasfan: fuck u bitch

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: hey is it a crime to want your mom

davepoobond: dont u need a work permit for that thing ur talking about