Q: What can you throw but can’t catch?
A: A party.
Q: What can you throw but can’t catch?
A: A party.
Q: Why did the orange use suntan oil?
A: Because he started to peel.
Q: Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What’s the best way to brush your hare?
A: Hold him firmly by the ears and brush gently.
Q: Why did the ghost sing off key?
A: He left his sheet music at home.
Q: What is the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don’t pay the water bill.
Q: How many vampires does it take t oput in a light bulb?
A: None. Vampires like the dark.
Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday – the rest are weekdays.
Q: What has 2 banks but no money?
A: A river.
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Q: What does the sun skate on?
A: Solarblades
Q: Which animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. It croaks every night.
The dingos are getting closer. I’ve been running from them for about a month now. everywhere I turn there is a dingo. Dingo, dingo, dingo…I don’t know where I am. I must be near a river, because I can hear water running. Maybe if I get in the river I could wash off this horrible stench of rotting flesh. Earlier today I killed a boar and rolled around in its entrails, hoping to smell like a boar, not dingo food. As you have probably guessed, it didn’t work. I can’t even describe what I smell like now, all I know is: Dingos eat boards, too.
I’m in a tree. It’s morning and I woke up in a tree…How could I–what was that sound? It sounded like a…baboon? No, baboons aren’t in Australia…are they? I wish I had my nature book…it sounds…a bit like a dog, actually–of course! How could I forget I am being hunted by a pack of dingos? Now I remember…I climbed the tree to be safe for a night. I wonder if I can just stay up here…? No, the dingos must have picked up on my trail by now. I must move on. If i can get into a town, I will be safe. The dingos are getting closer, I must make a decision: stay in the tree, or make a run for it. There is no use staying in this tree all day, so I must run as fast as I can.
Its about noon, I think. I found the river, so I’m safe for not. the dingos can’t swim. As soon as I am rested, I will move on at a leisurally pace. Now that I am on the other side of the river, I have nothing to fear.
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Hello, we’re government leaders, we like pie. Of course, for a better Brazil, of course. We love the Amazon. We love to cut it down!! =) I have a VCR. I’m glad, because I’m recording this right now. Then I can rewind it and play it over and over! Spank me! I like beer. I drank 3 cases before I came today. I’m not drunk! Despite what you may think, of course, of course. In conclusion, we pee on donkey’s backs. Thank you, good night.