Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Joke #8947
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A: She sold her car for it…
Joke #8946
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.
Joke #8945
Q: What is a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Joke #8944
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Joke #8943
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Cause it said concentrate.
Joke #8942
Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Joke #8941
Q: What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: “Play ball!”
Joke #8940
Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Joke #8939
Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
Joke #8938
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Joke #8937
Q: What’s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
Joke #8936
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Joke #8935
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Joke #8934
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You get to park in the handicap zone.