gulag – v. to wear a castle on your head
ovoelvleve
ovoelvleve – v. to love cars for their fast and reckless nature
soslsvseol
soslsvseol – v. to wear a necklace, but instead of having it on top of your shirt like normal people wear them, you cut a slot in your shirt, and put your necklace hanging out of it through the slot from the inside of the shirt
n!x
n!x (the x is a superscript) – n. this means you multiply that number (n) like a regular factorial but you stop at the number represented by x. If the x # is more than n, then you multiply n by 1 more than itself and so on until x. I’m bored and I’m in Algebra 2 right now, so that’s why I made this. I’m a smart cookie, aren’t I?
usticej
usticej – n. a regular average ordinary surfer
its
its – n. it plural. Used instead of them/they.
Ex. Its are going home.
recorder cassette
recorder cassette – n. a type of video cassette that doesn’t do anything but record once. It can’t play or rewind because only VRCs use them and they suck <see VRC>
VRC
VRC – n. a type of VCR, but its a fake one, which only plays recorder cassettes. It stands for Video Recorder Cassette <see recorder cassette>
arrez
arrez – n. the king of the library
bell curve
bell curve – n. the curve that you should want to see on a woman laying down on her back and you are looking at her from the side. If you see the Liberty Bell, run
commold
commold – n. the common old
box and whisker graph
box and whisker graph – n. a gay box graph with lines coming out both ways. Its supposed to make some kind of easier comparison between two things, but its just dumb and gay. It should be called the Dumb and Gay Graph.
stem and leaf plot
stem and leaf plot – n. a useless graph made by two men: Stem and Leaf. Leaf hated Stem after he named the plot they made stem and leaf instead of leaf and stem (like they agreed earlier), at the National Committee for New Useless Math Things to Teach to Children
fevor
fevor – n. a bad fever
orpha
orpha – n. the midget Oprah you never heard about