Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Joke #11458
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko…
Joke #11457
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
Joke #11456
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick
Joke #11454
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroid’s
Joke #11453
Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
Joke #11451
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Joke #11450
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Joke #11449
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
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Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Joke #11448
Amy: Do you know what an echo is?
Jeff: Could you repeat the question?
Joke #11447
Charles: Do you know how to make a fisherman’s net?
Jane: Sure. It’s easy. You just sew a whole bunch of holes together!
Joke #11446
Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple.
Joke #11445
Mary: How did you do with the test questions?
Ed: I did fine with the questions. It’s the answers I had trouble with.
Joke #11444
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!
Joke #11443
Paul: A man who was seven feet tall and fifty inches wide worked behind the counter at a candy store. What did he weigh?
Doug: I don’t know. What?
Paul: Candy.