Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Soccerjawea.
Joke #11586
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze got the ball?
Joke #11585
Q: What position did the monster play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What position did the ghost play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
Joke #11584
Father: What did you think of your first soccer game, son?
Son: It was okay, Dad, but those guys never learned how to share.
Father: Why do you say that?
Son: They’re still fighting over who gets the ball.
Joke #11583
Q: What were the soccer star’s first words as a baby?
A: Look, Ma, no hands.
Joke #11582
Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
A: New Jersey.
Joke #11580
Q: What is a personal foul?
A: Your very own chicken.
Joke #11579
Reporter: What’s the hardest thing you have to do every day?
Famous Basketball Star: Tie my shoes.
Joke #11578
Q: Why was the basketball player holding his nose?
A: Someone was taking a foul shot.
Joke #11577
Q: What do you get if you cross a basketball player with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of the basketball season.
Joke #11576
Q: What team is known for traveling with the ball?
A: The Harlem Globe-Trotters.
Joke #11575
Q: What dessert should basketball players never eat?
A: Turnovers.
Joke #11574
Q: What disease makes you a better basketball player?
A: Athlete’s foot.
Joke #11573
Reporter: Do you like all of your players to be tall, Coach?
Famous Coach: A player’s height isn’t important to me, as long as his ears pop when he sits down.
Joke #11572
Q: What is Wilt the Stilt’s middle name?
A: The.