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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11669

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What four letters would frighten a timid visitor from space?

A: O I C U.

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Joke #11668

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

A: To find Pluto.

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Joke #11667

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

A: All the difference in the world.

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Joke #11666

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why do astronauts wear red suspenders?

A: To hold their pants up.

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Joke #11665

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What animal has two humps and is found on the moon?

A: A lost camel.

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Joke #11664

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the little spacepods say when they were caught and put into the freezer?

A: Foiled again.

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Joke #11663

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the spaceman salute the TV set?

A: He saw it was General Electric.

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Joke #11662

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the space creatures have for breakfast?

A: Unidentified frying objects.

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Joke #11661

December 21, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the rocket stop working?

A: Because it got fired.

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Joke #11660

December 19, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What makes more noise than an alien in a bag?

A: Two aliens in a bag?

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Joke #11659

December 19, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What does a space creature become after it is one year old?

A: Two years old.

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Joke #11658

December 19, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the space-mother keep her baby in the record player?

A: Because it had an automatic changer.

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Joke #11657

December 19, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s green and has red spots?

A: A Martian with measles.

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Joke #11656

December 19, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the space creature say when he first saw an octopus?

A: How do you do, how do you do, how do you do, how do you do…

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Joke #11655

December 19, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: A hen from the planet Venus can lay an egg four inches long.  Can you beat that?

A: Yes, with an egg beater.

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