Q: What steps should you take if a flying saucer chases you?
A: Long ones.
Joke #11683
Q: What kind of footwear did the Martian make from banana skins?
A: Slippers.
Joke #11682
Q: What’s green and goes up and down?
A: A Martian in an elevator.
Joke #11681
Q: Why did the Martian stand behind the donkey?
A: Someone told him he’d get a kick out of it.
Joke #11680
Q: Why did the space creature take hay to bed with him?
A: To feed his nightmare.
Joke #11679
Q: Why did the alien take a ladder to the restaurant?
A: He heard the meal was on the house.
Joke #11678
Q: What’s red, white and blue and has lots of arms?
A: A space creature carrying an American flag.
Joke #11677
Q: Why do fat space creatures wear plaid vests?
A: To keep a check on their stomachs.
Joke #11676
Q: Who makes the best lovers?
A: Spacemen. They’re out of this world!
Joke #11675
Q: On Mars what is pigskin used for mostly?
A: To hold pigs together.
Joke #11674
Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-plop?
A: A Martian laughing his head off.
Joke #11673
Q: An astronaut spent a week on the moon. He left on Wednesday and came back on the same Wednesday. How did he do it?
A: His spaceship was named Wednesday.
Joke #11672
Q: When does ten plus ten equal fifteen?
A: When you add wrong.
Joke #11671
Q: What’s the best way to catch a fish on another planet?
A: Have someone throw it at you.
Joke #11670
Q: What’s six feet long, is green and has eyes.
A: A Martian’s tennis shoes.