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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11893

May 21, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone?

A: You get a frizzy signal!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11892

May 21, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How does a door chime answer the phone?

A: Bello?

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11891

May 20, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How does a lobster answer the phone?

A: Shello?

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Joke #11890

May 20, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

A: Y-E-L-L-O!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11889

May 20, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why couldn’t the skunk use her phone?

A: It was out of odor.

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Joke #11888

May 20, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the payphone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

A: Money’s tight these days!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11886

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the fax machine say to the telephone?

A: You send me!

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Joke #11884

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

A: Take my word for it.

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Joke #11882

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

A: They both have rings!

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Joke #11880

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A: A golden receiver!

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Joke #11878

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you got if you cross a telephone with a ghost?

A: A phantom caller!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11876

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you get if you cross a broken telephone with a football player?

A: A quarterback

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Joke #11874

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the vampire answer the phone in his pajamas

A: He couldn’t find his bat robe!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11872

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?

A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #11870

May 19, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?

A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

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