Manager to his whipped prize fighter: “Keep on swinging, kid. The draft may give him a bad cold.”
Joke #12638
FRESHMAN: “I went out for the football team today and I think I made it.”
JUNIOR: “What makes you think you made the team?”
FRESHMAN: “Well, the coach took one look at me and said, ‘Oh, no, this is the end!'”
Joke #12637
The battered prize fighter sat in his corner between rounds and said to his manager, “I think I got him worried. He’s afraid he’s going to kill me.”
Joke #12636
During a Little League game, a young catcher held up his hand to the umpire and called, “Time! I have to clean my mask.”
The ump asked, “What happened?”
The kid replied, “My bubble-gum bubble busted.”
Joke #12635
TRACK STAR: “I think nothing of running five miles every morning.”
REPORTER: “Me too, I never think of it either.”
Joke #12634
COLLEGE STUDENTS: Take art and logic and learn to draw your own conclusions.
Joke #12633
Things teachers do to drive students nuts: After they ask the class a question, they always call on a kid who doesn’t raise his hand to answer it.
So, remember students: The best way not to get picked to answer a question is to raise your hand wave it wildly as if you know the answer.
Joke #12632
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
Joke #12631
Gym is the only class in school where a student has to do and then think.
Joke #12630
In reform school, teaching math is known as being in the numbers racket.
Joke #12629
In reform school, the students refer to the library as a “bookie joint.”
Joke #12628
OVERHEARD: “A college professor was telling a friend, ‘My wife is very optimistic about my future. She has already spent my next year’s salary.”
Joke #12627
PROFESSOR POTTS: “Now, William, I will use my hat to represent the planet Mars. Do you have a question?”
WILLIAM: “Yes. Is Mars inhabited?”
Joke #12626
A student raised his hand in class one day and said “Teacher, I’m very sick.”
The teacher asked, “Where does it hurt the most?”
The lad gulped, “At school.”
Joke #12625
A mother gave her children’s school bus driver an ideal Christmas present — a pair of ear plugs.