CONFUCIUS SAY: Coal production companies who pay their workers in moonshine liquor contribute to the delinquency of miners.
Joke #12942
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who plant feet firmly in ground end up with soiled socks.
Joke #12941
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man in tails who talks through hat blows his topper.
Joke #12940
CONFUCIUS SAY: Wine and cheese age gracefully, but people don’t.
Joke #12939
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who speak with forked tongue is probably a snake in the grass.
Joke #12938
MAN: “Doctor, what’s the biggest problem you have in treating a patient with two broken hands?”
DOC: “Getting him to sign a check for my bill.”
Joke #12937
I don’t trust the physician my husband goes to. When the doctor gives him a shot, it comes out of a bottle.
Joke #12936
“Doctor, what do you do for a millionaire who is a hypochondriac?”
“Schedule him for a checkup every other day until he’s cured or broke.”
chiselitis
chiselitis – n. a medical condition diagnosed by the propensity to not pay medical bills
Joke #12934
Here’s a bit of advice for hypochondriacs who like to travel: Don’t go to a doctor in South America for an examination unless you know how to say “Ah!” in Spanish.
Joke #12933
The irony of modern medicine: Hospitals make you better and medical bills make you sick.
Joke #12932
Hospitals are so clean, you can eat off the floor. And the way they prepare food, that’s where most of the meals end up.
Joke #12931
OVERHEARD IN A LOCAL STORE: “I asked my doctor how I was, and he told me not to buy any long-playing records.”
Joke #12930
“Sir, we need a doctor’s excuse if you’ll be missing work today.”
“Okay. I won’t be in today because I’m playing golf.”
Joke #12929
I don’t see how anyone can get well in a hospital. Almost everybody you meet there is sick.