A WORD OF ADVICE TO PARENTS: Never trust a doctor who doesn’t like a dose of his own medicine.
Here’s a bit of advice for hypochondriacs who like to travel: Don’t go to a doctor in South America for an examination unless you know how to say “Ah!” in Spanish.
A doctor finished his examination and said to his patient, “My advice is to stop drinking and smoking and get plenty of sleep. Also stop staying out all night. That’s the best thing for you.”
The patient gulped and replied, “To be honest, Doc, I don’t deserve the best. What is second best?”
It’s always nicer to give than to receive, especially when you’re talking about advice.