“It burns, Bastion! Oh, it BURNS!! Reyna’s meatloaf is eating a hole through my stomach!”
– From a video game
Quote #13403
“unbelievable! Simply unbelievable! I try to be friendly, and what do I get? An endless stream of verbal abuse!”
– From a video game
Quote #13402
“It’s that weirdo who kept sneaking peeks at Milea’s butt!”
– From a video game
Quote #13401
“that voice! That horrible voice!”
– From a video game
Quote #13400
“Andrew? The alcoholic womanizer? What’s HE doing here?”
– From a video game
3K Jokes and Quotes
Hello all 10 of you who may read this.
I’ve got about 3,000 jokes on the site now! It was pretty hard but I toughed it out through my latest source of jokes which I’ve been working on for about a year and a half on and off. I’m glad to finally be able to move onto another source.
I’ve got nothing to do while Christmas is happening, so I’ve decided to do a little housekeeping of some of the content on the site. I’m mostly concentrating on separating the quotes on the site into individual posts, where applicable. That way, each quote can be tagged appropriately, and commented/rated on in specificity.
I’m probably the only one that cares though, but that’s okay. What else am I going to do?
Quote #13398
“oh, you’re gonna be one of the 25-year-olds at our school”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13397
“Studying on a regular basis is conducive to good grades”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13396
“Insulting my mother was an affront to my pride, as Joe soon found out!”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13395
“Because of his credulity, it was very easy to play tricks on him”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13394
“The destitute woman lived on the streets, and slept in a box”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13393
“The caustic chemicals ate right through the counter top”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13392
“you can always tell when it is raining–the little squeegies!”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13391
“ok keep goin kid”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13390
“harsh? no….”
– Miss Canoffat