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Quote #13663

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the angle A sort of looks at side a”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13662

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I want this triangle to have no right triangles in it”

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Quote #13661

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“stop. please stop. ok?”

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Quote #13660

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking to someone who says she’s not going to the prom, since she’s a sophomore::

“there are junior and senior males out there”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13659

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we don’t like anything, we do them”

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Quote #13658

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“oh. gosh! how do we solve this problem”

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Quote #13657

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“1050 feet. You can measure that with a ruler”

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Quote #13656

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“does that look like Mount Everest? Well you’re at a different angle”

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Quote #13655

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we are now going to calculate the height of what Mount Everest is”

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Quote #13654

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“…getting fried, but looking at you”

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Quote #13653

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the guy in the helicopter is looking at the guy in the car”

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Quote #13652

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“its a sweet thing, but you’re getting her in trouble”

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Quote #13651

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“its a losing cause and it will get you in trouble”

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Quote #13650

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking about graphing calculators::

“for some of these….TI computers…”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13649

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“there’s noises coming out of your mouth. When you stop making noises out of your mouth, stop talking”

– Dr. OldNBald

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