“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica. I also wear tight pants and nikes. And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”
– Donkmaster
“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica. I also wear tight pants and nikes. And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”
– Donkmaster
“i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?”
– Donkmaster
“wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!”
– Donkmaster
“ooga booga pizza hut”
– Donkmaster
“I am the almighty Donkmaster!”
– Donkmaster
“I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power!”
– Donkmaster
“You’re gonna run out of time before we get to the championship badminton game!”
– Mr. BurnFur
“change and bang”
– Mr. BurnFur
“Mr. Ho”
– Mr. BurnFur
“shine my horn”
– Mr. BurnFur
“do we need to line up in squad form?”
– Mr. BurnFur
“pop test!”
– Mr. BurnFur
“all right everybody, cookie time!!”
– Mr. BurnFur
Mr. BurnFur was davepoobond and stimpyismyname’s high school P.E. teacher.
Somewhere along the way, I had heard that Mr. BurnFur was fired from his job for hitting a student with his clipboard, and the student took action against him.
I don’t know for sure if this is true or not. But he wasn’t seen on campus for a while after that “incident.”
“Long-long-long-many minutes”
– Edgar Allen Poe, The House of Usher