“ah man, can I borrow your eraser?”
– Blind Bubba
“ah man, can I borrow your eraser?”
– Blind Bubba
::talking to davepoobond::
“elmoisfurry says that you suck. He told me to tell you”
– Blind Bubba
“how much you wanna bet? how much you wanna bet?”
– Blind Bubba
“ahoy, matey!”
– Blind Bubba
“wouldn’t it be cool if someone said ‘ahoy! there’s an Island’ they all talk like pirates!”
– Blind Bubba
“DAMNIT! I had the FUNIEST FUNNIEST FUNNNNNNNNNNNIEST CHAT ROOM THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND AS I WAS SENDING IT TO YOU AOL HAD AN ERROR GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!”
– Holmes
“todays jokes are just the descendents of overused jokes”
– Holmes
“Hi im santa claus! turn around and give me a hug!”
– Holmes
“Santa Claus will get all north pole on your ass if you don’t be good”
– Holmes
“Blah blah black sheep have you any wool?”
– Holmes
“God made Elk, God made deer, God made N*SYNC a bunch of queers.”
– Holmes
“gangster rap is in the dictionary!”
– Donkmaster
“hey, that’s my fro”
– Donkmaster
“I got you a crumb doughnut…hahaha brilliant”
::licks his fingers::
– Donkmaster
“the only reason I’m not sitting on her is because she bit me”
– Donkmaster