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Quote #14019

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I LOVE YOUR MOM”

– On the back of a helmet

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Quote #14018

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“1 BEDROOMS AVAILABLE”

– ???

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Quote #14017

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Smash them, Tanya, smash them!”

– ???

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Quote #14016

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“reef-rat, foilenbruss, the ab-original snoidus milodus”

– Snargus-fish

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Quote #14015

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“you been smokin them owls again, haven’t you! you’ve been smokin that herb! Come here, Stand under the light, show me your eyes….”

– doyle (big robbo)

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Quote #14014

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“Life sucks, but if you put a rock in it, it rocks!”

– Sparlatacus

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Quote #14013

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“only the dead have seen the end of war”

– swing swang

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Quote #14012

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“Stoic Philosophy (Epictetus) – Go and live on a mountain and do bugger all. (‘Freedom is secured not by the fulfilling of men’s desires, but by the removal of desire’).”

– Paul

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Quote #14011

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“Only trust the people that will scratch your ass for you, and chances are, those people are limited to YOU.”

– Artur P. Dribble

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Quote #14010

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“Give me my fuckin Curious Georges back!”

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Quote #14009

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the whole day, yeah”

– Ms. Croozian

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Quote #14008

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m passing around the attendance sheet because I don’t have the bubble sheet”

– Ms. Croozian

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Quote #14007

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“….and then 1 2 3 4 5”

– Ms. Croozian

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Quote #14006

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“stay in one piece as you’re doing it quick…!”

– Ms. Croozian

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Quote #14005

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“DISASTAH!”

– Mr. Smellserman

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