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Quote #14781

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“You are starting to get rude letting those people destroy my house that i built with my bare hands”

– from the Internet

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Quote #14780

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I thought you were nicer then that but now you turned out to be a rude son of a beep”

– from the Internet

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Quote #14779

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“Can’t upgrade that kind of scalar during global destruction.”

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Quote #14778

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“it’s the one about the blow job….do you have the cd?”

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Quote #14777

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“grab ya cocks and drop ya socks =0)~~~”

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Quote #14776

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“snow… +32C here today mf. Man, my igloo is starting to melt.”

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Quote #14775

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Nothing good ever came out of Canada. They need money to buy more fucking snow.”

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Quote #14774

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“Angels don’t bite people”

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Quote #14772

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“Hello honey.  Can you pick up a box of cereal and 2 liter bottle of pepsi on the way home?  Thanks..”

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Quote #14771

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“If guys had their period, we’d probably brag about the size of our tampons”

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Quote #14770

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“God gave me a brain & a weiner and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

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Quote #14769

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“Don’t drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.”

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Quote #14768

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“A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!”

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Quote #14767

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“I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.”

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Quote #14766

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?”

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