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Quote #15280

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I told YOU! Watermelons were TROUBLE!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15279

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“I’m legally retarded”

– from the TV

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Quote #15278

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“EVERY MORNING, I CRAP THE BED!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15277

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“piss off sister, and get us some pretzels”

– from the TV

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Quote #15276

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“He has a toenail on the end of his penis!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15275

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“I masturbate to the Teletubbies!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15274

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“look at the smile on his face! …He doesn’t know where he is”

– from the TV

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Quote #15273

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“I’m not going to pay those pirates!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15272

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“push Bush into the bush!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15271

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“we’re not so bad! Except for that bunny”

– from the TV

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Quote #15270

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“when the journalists come, I’ll just destroy them”

– from the TV

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Quote #15269

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“its snowing gold!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15268

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“baby needs changing”

– from the TV

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Quote #15267

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“don’t push the button or he’s gonna pop”

– from the TV

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Quote #15266

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“she kisses better than my mom…cooks”

– from the TV

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