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Quote #15597

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Get your boob out of my eye”

– Nose

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Quote #15596

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Please don’t make me cut you”

– Nose

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Quote #15595

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Your cheaper than an 8 dollar a day hooker.”

– Nose

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Quote #15594

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“That’s about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman on the set of Frasier while I’m eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king”

– Nose

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Quote #15593

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“My friend would like to buy your ass for a quarter”

– Nose

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Quote #15592

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Stop licking my grandfather!”

– Nose

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Quote #15591

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950’s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”

– Nose

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Quote #15590

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“slurpy”

– Nose

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Quote #15589

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“poop shaloop shama lama ding dong”

– Nose

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Quote #15588

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”

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Quote #15587

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, ‘no you don’t.'”

– Nose

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Quote #15586

January 17, 2011 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“a was there are to as a are???”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #15585

January 17, 2011 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“I like beans???”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #15584

January 17, 2011 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“I bought the cable guy”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #15583

January 17, 2011 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“i am so good”

– stimpyismyname

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